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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Irishshako

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    The problem with virtue signalers is that they don't understand real racism. The white guy is portrayed as the stupid one. His wife and neighbours are the intelligent ones in this sitcom.

    If only they bothered to watch it
     
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    If they insist on gluing themselves to the road, it seem obvious to me that there is where they want to be. Leave them there. They'll soon move when the first big truck squashes the guts out of their partner.
     
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    Spot on Blono. I don't think we are allowed to use WHITE anymore either.<ok>
     
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    I identify as bleached.
     
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    Akf garnett was the same he was the bigot but the joke was on him. I am amazed that people do not understand this
     
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    Same with the old film "The Adventures of Barry MacKenzie" the Aussies thought it was a great joke on the Brits but little realised just how silly it made the Aussies look.
     
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    Paddy was so sick and tired of the world; of Covid, the Chinese aggression, of Global Warming, of BLM and the rest of the stories that our media deem important to broadcast.

    Paddy drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favourite radio station and started the car.

    Four days later, a worried neighbour peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the police and ambulance and they broke in and pulled Paddy from the car.

    A little sip of water and surprisingly he was in perfect condition; but his Tesla had a flat battery!
     
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    Now they are the privileged whites<ok>
     
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    An Anglican Priest, a Roman Catholic Priest and a Rabbit went to give blood. Tha Anglican was a B-, the Roman was a A+ and the Rabbit was a type O.
     
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    <laugh> very good<ok>
     
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    I would piss on them, that should encourage them to move. <laugh>
     
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    I doubt it Chesh, those crusty tree huggers.:grin:
     
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    Is that Putin ?, FFS m8, you do know this guy don't mess about, probably 2 agents on the way yours as we speak.
     
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