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Off Topic Britain’s top Biscuit

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  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Jaffa cakes :emoticon-0132-envy:
    fig rolls should definitely be higher.
    Maryland cookies are crap. And hob nobs should be number 1.
    big question is jammy dodgers with cream in or not? They should be higher too

    Britain’s top 20 biscuits
    1. Chocolate Digestives
    2. Shortbread
    3. Chocolate Fingers
    4. Jaffa Cakes
    5. Chocolate Hob Nobs
    6. Custard Creams
    7. Jammie Dodgers
    8. Maryland Cookies
    9. Bourbons
    10. Crunch Creams
    11. Digestives
    12. Viennese Whirls
    13. Rich Tea
    14. Ginger Nuts
    15. Hob Nobs
    16. Oreo
    17. Malted Milk
    18. Nice
    19. Fig Rolls
    20. Garibaldi
     
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  2. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Just done a pack of Jammy Dodgers & McVities Caramel Digestives.

    They do a “Marmalade on Toast version of the Chocolate Digestive at the minute, may be a limited edition, but they were good.

    I’ll eat any. No dunking though, that’s dirty.
     
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  3. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Too vague.

    Whose chocolate digestives?

    Plain or milk?

    Whose shortbread?

    All butter or, umm, not all butter?



    Anyway, a biscuit cannot be defined, contained or encapsulated.

    It's an ephemeral thing. A will 'o' the wisp.

    Here today, gone tomorrow.

    Seen fleetingly, then gone in a flash.

    Mythical.




    Or at least they are in my barrel.
     
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  4. Quill

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    JAFFA CAKES ARE NOT BISCUITS


    IT'S IN THE ****ING NAME
     
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  5. dennisboothstash

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    This^
    Rest of the story will also be fake news (jury is out whether fig rolls are biscuits either...I’m guessing no)
     
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  6. x

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    chocolate hobnobs are the best. custard creams are great and affordable.
     
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  7. originalminority

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    This isn't Hull Live.
     
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  8. rovertiger

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    Jaffa?
     
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  9. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Same thing with the Hob
     
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  10. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    My McVitie digestives came out a respectable 11th. Try this. Five digestives and a pint of semi skimmed milk.

    Munch a biscuit, take a swig of milk.

    Munch another biscuit, take another swig of milk....and so on and so forth.

    Just try it. Don't ask me why. It just works.

    Damn I look after you people.
     
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  11. originallambrettaman

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    Chocolate Hob Nobs should be top.
     
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    must admit to finding oaties rather nice, and chocolate oaties even more so.
     
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    Is there such a thing as a bad biscuit?

    Rich Tea? but then again if there's nowt else they get eaten. (at me mams by the way, I wouldn't buy them they're ****e)
     
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  14. tigerscanada

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    Is this the "Non-dunked in tea" or "Dunked in tea" survey ? Could be misleading otherwise.

    Fake news if you ask me - which you won't :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  15. Barchullona

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    Yes. Officially declared as that before you were born in a ruling made to establish whether they were liable or not for VAT.
     
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  16. Barchullona

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    Biscuits should be dunked in coffee.
     
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    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    I use a hob for cooking.
     
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  18. Barchullona

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    Why aren't they referred to as nobs?
     
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  19. tigerscanada

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    That's cookie (spell cheque please !).
     
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  20. Barchullona

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    Biscuits should be dunked in cookie?
     
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