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  1. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    Lights? To paraphrase Ernie from a different post.

    GAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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  4. Jackthecap

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    I wasn't expecting to see something like this on such a forum but glad I did. Thanks for posting!
     
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    Jackthecap, Sep 4, 2020
  5. Ron Burguvdy

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    Car spotted crashing in waves on beach in St Agnes
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    Image copyrightCHRIS HOWELL
    Image captionThe vehicle was spotted crashing in the waves at Trevaunance Cove in Cornwall
    A car has been pictured being washed around in the surf on a Cornish beach.

    The silver BMW was seen crashing in the waves at Trevaunance Cove in St Agnes at about 06:00 BST.

    It was towed away by a breakdown recovery driver a few hours later, who said "it was floating around like a boat" when he arrived.

    The car, which is now a write-off, belongs to a man from Falmouth, and was "full of seaweed", the recovery driver said.

    The owner of the beach, Steve Blundson, was walking his dogs when he saw the car, checked there was nobody inside and called the police.

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    Image captionThe car was towed away by a vehicle recovery driver once the tide went out
    A little later the owner turned up with two other men and explained that car had got stuck at the bottom of the slipway during a manoeuvre to try to turn it around.

    Mr Blundson said: "They phoned the recovery guys at about 04:30 but by the time they turned up it was trying to be amphibious."

    He added: "It's not the first time this has happened. It's not a regular occurrence but it does happen once a decade, so it's a 10-year event."

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    Image captionThe owner of the beach said cars getting stuck there was a once-in-a-decade occurrence
    Georgina Neve, who is a waitress at Schooner's restaurant overlooking the beach, said: "I've never seen a car in the sea like that here before.

    "It's a very steep hill to the beach and obvious you shouldn't go down it or park there. It's quite funny really -     hopefully their insurance will cover it."
     
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  6. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    If a centipede a bucketful, how much would a precipice ?

    A sheer drop ! :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    tigerscanada, Sep 4, 2020
  7. TIGERSCAVE

    TIGERSCAVE Well-Known Member

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    You'll likely find all sorts of all sorts on here JTC..... its a very erudite forum ...
     
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  8. tigerscanada

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    Jack the lad - you can reply (bottom right hand corner ) to a post and add you comments etc in one go - no need to use up 2 sepate posts :emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    tigerscanada, Sep 4, 2020
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  9. tigerscanada

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    With a spattering of "ignorance is bliss " <laugh>
     
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    tigerscanada, Sep 4, 2020
  10. tigerscanada

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    Must be the new Series Sea model ?
     
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    tigerscanada, Sep 4, 2020
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  11. cheshireles

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    Safer to crash in the waves then on the road
     
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  12. rovertiger

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    He's probably not answering because he's started at page one <laugh>
     
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  13. look_back_in_amber

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    STILL one of the all time best posts on this thread. Doffs cap Stan <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  14. tigerscanada

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    Was that yesterday - I mean Turdsday ?
     
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  15. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 5, 2020
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  16. Ric Glasgow

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    Not keen on that lads putter.....Any self respecting cardboard gangster shouldn't be seen without a Taylormade spider X!!!
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Sep 5, 2020
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    And the prat on the end had a fish to slap across someones face, but forgot where he left it...
     
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  18. balkan tiger

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    Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.



    The first surgeon, from Belfast City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."



    The second, from Antrim Area Hospital, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."



    The third surgeon, from Royal Belfast Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."



    The fourth surgeon, from Musgrave Park Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'



    But the fifth surgeon, from Ulster Hospital, Dundonald , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on.



    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.’
     
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  19. balkan tiger

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    can just picture the shell suit wearing Wayne and waynetta writing this
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  20. Mr Hatem

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    So you and your missus didn't enjoy waiting then , Balkan?
     
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