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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    He'll be asking where it is for definite.
     
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    No reason Mrs Luv can't stay friends with her, it's a grown up world. Not a view some would agree with I'm sure, but with the passing of time, I've learned not to always discard the past needlessly. End of my sermon for the day.
     
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    This is England, Woody's girlfriend moves in with his parents after they split up. <laugh>
     
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    Well show Mrs Luv what I said, show her your reply....and she'll laugh again :) .......wont' she? :bandit:
     
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    Nah, she'll swear at me. Again.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Pastor brb

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    Hear me now !
     
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    You need the Kenny Everett version!
     
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    True.
     
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    Been to Pets at Home today to buy my daughter a Hamster. This event has been weeks in the making as there's been a national shortage of Hamsters apparently, due to them not being bred during lockdown. Literally been on the blower every Friday at 9am asking if they have any in stock and today was the day.

    Got to the shop and there was a massive queue of Mums, Dad's and 8 year old girls, all in line for a Hamster. Then had to go through all sorts of checks, name, address, email, whether I'd owned a hamster before, any other pets in the house, an agreement to have a call in 3 days to see how the hamster is doing.

    Probably be easier to buy an AK47 in the States than it is to buy a Hamster.
     
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    Ah Brother Lee. One of my favourite comedy characters ever !

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    I can get rid of it for you when it's dead or dead-ish. I have expertise in these matters.
     
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    Luv's Rodent disposal services ?
     
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    Yeah I have a new BBQ and a fire pit so it should go a bit smoother than last time.
     
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    I've made some nice Szechuan chilli oil dressing, so we could be onto a decent combo here.
     
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    Did you miss that thread?
     
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    Cooking thread ?

    Or Rodent disposal thread ?
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ffs I'd forgotten about that <laugh>
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Iirc, luv cremated a hamster that was still alive on his bbq.
     
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    @PISKIE obviously missed it. <laugh>

    Not my best moment on here.
     
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    Someone needs to find this <laugh>
     
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