There's nothing wrong with a good old fashioned tear up at the football Brissy, when they start looting and burning buildings then get the guns out and shoot the lot.
I see some of you make comment on different British news (?) papers. We have a 'local' rag called the Brisbane Courier that my daughter likes to describe as 'soft, pliable and super absorbent'. Quite and apt description I think. You may know of some of your papers that this may be applied to.
I knew there'd be a use for The Guardian and The Mirror. Definitely toilet paper material, although they're full of **** already so defeats the object really.
You missed off the independent Forza. All 3 are communist rags fit only for lavatorial purposes. We obviously have a mainstream media that’s terribly left wing biased, and only the times, telegraph, mail, express, sun, star etc can ever be occasionally relied upon to tell it like it is.
Using the sun for toilet paper, must be where that saying comes from, (He thinks the Sun shines out of his arse)
I recommend you use them for that. Rubbing your most intelligent part may help some of their knowledge infect you.
don’t risk a hamstring injury over stretching this early in the season Shaks... A headbutt in the nads would be just as effective
