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De Gea at it - Stolen dough nut!!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by StanDMan, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    KPR's version of events.

    The Gay walked into the innocent tesco store where a cheerful scouse greeter said hello. They gay stabbed the greeter and ate his brains. After destroying the entire store the gay continued his rampage to the bakery section located at the back of the store. Without an ounce of remorse he stole an entire donut. This donut was only one day away from retirement.

    The gay is likely to get at least 7 years this october, live on KPR TV.
     
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  2. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    If you read any story on the subject it has to directly quote and acknowledge The Sun.

    Funny how Scouser have changed their opinion on the lying scumbags at The Sun and chosen instead to take this report at face value.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Some people <doh>

    Can you seriously not tell that no-one gives a **** about him stealing a donut and this is just a laugh?
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Well done, you're a ****ing moron!
     
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  5. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Just when I was starting to get along with you guys :(

    What is it with you guys and getting abusive? I think it's a real problem.
     
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  6. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    <laugh>

    Who was it wrote a fake KPR rant-agraph awhile back, think it was on the original KPR quote thread, that one was pure genius.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Sorry, but this was obviously just a laugh of a thread. I couldn't care less if he stole 20,000 donuts. Anyone that seriously has a concern over someone eating a donut in a store, needs to get a life.

    I didn't mean to come across offensive, I'm not sure if I even was!

    But to try and get all serious on a thread about a donut is pretty ****ing stupid <ok>
     
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  8. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeah :(

    And six on my cock, like a big game of hoopla <ok>
     
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  9. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    I've no beef with you, just the abusive ones, as I said <ok>

    You're right though, most of you weren't taking it seriously. I've walked into the trap of thinking KPR was a good representitive of Liverpool fans again <doh>
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Those little mini donuts?

    My record's 11 <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    Even our fans think he's a dick!

    It's all good mate, no problem.
     
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  12. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but Polos aren't the same, are they?
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nah, these ones are more my style:

    please log in to view this image


    P.S. The coin is there so you can understand the size relative to your cock <ok>
     
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  14. MUFCOK

    MUFCOK Active Member

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    I'm surprised the Liverpool fans believe this story is true. It did after all come from The Sun :O
     
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  15. MUFCOK

    MUFCOK Active Member

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    You couldn't even fit one on your cock, pindick.
     
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  16. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    Thank you De Gea and thank you mancs/reds. I've needed entertainment like this after the day i've had
     
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  17. Constcrepe

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    You're welcome
     
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  18. StanDMan

    StanDMan Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I guess you thank me also - I started this <ok>

    poor kid De gea <laugh>
     
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  19. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Some pretty aggressive people on here today then.
     
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  20. good kop red kop

    good kop red kop Active Member

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    I'm still working on a donut/daylight robbery gag, but it's having none of it. GKRK
     
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