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The EMP / KPR classic quote thread

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by KingEric07., Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    <laugh> Love it. He says the Utd fans cannot take it yet it was he who started to call the Utd players scum and when it was returned, he went ballistic!!!! What a muppet.
     
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  2. robin_van_ fiberglass

    robin_van_ fiberglass Active Member

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    I really worry about him when he writes things like that. He has some serious issues that need looking at.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You should re-phrase that to 'trying to recruit'. <ok>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I didn't get the PM - maybe because I publicly washed my hands with him?
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He has not sent me one

    ALL Hail KPR/EMP :)
     
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  6. Constcrepe

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    For future reference when KPR denies some story in the press just because:

    a. He doesn't like it
    b. He uses the excuse its in the press and it must be lies.
     
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  7. MUFCOK

    MUFCOK Active Member

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    Has his alias been banned now too?

    Sad potato prick
     
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  8. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Nope, Alan Slevin of Ballymore, Ireland has not been banned.
     
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  9. MUFCOK

    MUFCOK Active Member

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    Is that his name?
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Struggles to count too. Thickness knows no bounds.
     
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  11. Constcrepe

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    Just getting ready.
     
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  12. MUFCOK

    MUFCOK Active Member

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    You know it will happen though. Quote me on this now. United will have a man sent off (Evra) and Liverpool will get a stuffy win just like last season.
     
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  13. Constcrepe

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    Yeah but we'll still be champions and dogleash will resign a loser, again!!
     
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  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Desperate :)

    Alan has been been rumbled as a United fan with a man crush on Gary Neville
     
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  15. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Different profile.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've been instructed to bite you neck in the forthcoming virtual footie game. Sky told me to do this.
     
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  17. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Posted for the aftermath on Saturday. Anyway shouldn't matter according to KPR we have no chance of winning. Makes you wonder since we're so crap and Liverpool so brilliant, how come we keep winning the League? I know!!! The bloody refs.
     
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  18. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    You can add this to the list

    "here are two ambiguous clubs in the premiership and they are Liverpool and Manchester United"
     
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  19. BringBackfootie

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    Whats with the potats? leave it out with the potats

    We dont call you a or The hunn do we
     
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  20. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm really?
     
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