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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Put that sausage roll down ffs <laugh>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  4. Solid Air 2

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    this is a proper "wheelchair" car
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    as it saves getting tyre marks on the roof lining <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Not sure where I’d put the dog and the bike, but yeah no marks on the head lining.

    looking at getting something like this.

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  6. Solid Air 2

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    not for you ffs
    i was just commenting on your wheelchair car reference <laugh>
     
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    What is it a hearse? :bandit:
     
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  8. Tobes

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    So you’ve sacked off a SKODA estate for being too boring and you’re thinking about buying a Caddy Maxi life? LOL
     
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  9. brb

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    and he don't do loans, oh, nope, hang on, what's that, business loan <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Always be willing to change your mind and adapt with the times bro <laugh>

    The bounce back loan is only 2.5% too.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    That Skoda was like a tin of beige paint mate. I know those Caddy's aren't exactly exciting, but it will definitely suit my needs a lot better. Plus they look pretty trick with a nice set of alloys and tinted windows.
     
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  12. brb

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    Good man.

    What's the borrowing range to get that rate, and are there any penalty clauses for paying it off in one lump sum early?
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    You can borrow 25% of your annual turnover up to a max of £50k total

    Loan is paid off over 6 years and no penalties for early redemption. Also 100% backed by govt, so you don't need to secure any assets against it.
     
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  14. brb

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    Jeez what's not to like. Does Comm know about this scheme <laugh>
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    It's only available to small businesses though. You have to be a Ltd company or Sole Trader.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Banana Hoying Ltd.
     
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  17. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    They really don't. My mate has a VW Touran..I call it the postman pat vehicle.

    That thing you are thinking about, looks even worse.
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    I'm testing my resolve for functionality over fashion

    Might end up with a V6 Touareg if I crack <laugh>
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Just buy a bus.
     
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