De Gea is a tee leaf

There was a report this morning that millionaire Manchester United star David De Gea was caught shop-lifting. He apparently ''stole'' a £1 dough-nut from a supermarket. I don't know what the custom is in Spain but normally you pay for your shopping.

Being a tee leaf is not generally allowed. Its either that or he's tighter than Mark Lawrenson who was accused of being a tight-wad by his ex wife.

De Gea could be getting lessons from Ryan Giggs who allegedly is tighter than a ducks arse.

 

Dirty robbing swine, he's lucky he does'nt live in Taliban country or his hand would be cut off and being a goal keeper that could hinder his career.

 

tbh I was waiting for the "but he dropped it 5 times leaving the shop" punchline

 

It's tea leaf fyi

 

Cue the jokes now about Andy Carroll and the old bill. Well done KPR. Well done.

 

What was Andy Carroll convicted of? Andy Carroll was as guilty as Jonny Evans. If you want to talk about guilt, what about Mickey Thomas and his couterfeit note business.

 

And what was De Gea convicted of ?

Also what paper did you read this in ? or where did it originate from ?

 

In just one incident Carroll accepted a police caution after an assault in a nightclub. Accepting a caution means accepting responsibility for the offence.

Again bravo KPR.

 

According to a report in The S*n

I thought you were a Liverpool supporter mate, yet you believe what that rag reports?

I wonder what Kenny Dalglish would say. And are you sure you aren't a Manc?

 

It was in more than the S*n, I read it in Yahoo.

 

No but it is a news story worthy of the Sun.

 

There's already a thread on this.

 

Yahoo report:

As if everyone picking apart his every little mistake since joining Manchester United wasn't bad enough for David De Gea, now he has Tesco CCTV cameras catching him gobble down a measly doughnut without paying for it.

From The Sun:
The Spaniard, 20, was quizzed by security staff after he scoffed an Original Glazed ring treat from a Krispy Kreme cabinet at a store in Altrincham, Greater Manchester.


http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog...aught-stealing-a-single-Krispy?urn=sow-wp5328

 

KPR's sickening lies Vol. 56

 

How could it be lies when its there in black and white. De Gea is a thief.

 

You heard it here first KPR believes everything written in the English tabloid press.

 

For the last time, it was on Yahoo. According to Yernited fans, their players can do no wrong...even when they do.

 

Not doubting this silly incident took place but you said you and I quote:

Next time a Liverpool story appears in the press you deny happened, we'll be sure to bring this up.

 

KPR scan reads hundreds of worldwide newspapers daily for anti-United stories.

 

Make sure its the press and not twitter where the ''Steven Gerrard is having an affair with his wifes sister''. rumour came from.
It was obvious that this was spread by a Yernited fan, as they wouldn't have the brains to go and find out whether Alex Curran has a sister or not. She doesn't. So how in the name of sweet jesus could Steven Gerrard have an affair with his wifes sister?