2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

I didn't cry anything ... and I wasn't only joking ... happy to help

 

Goooowon jammy

 

Meeyaow.

Its cos I called you old again eh?
Soz bro I appreciate the war and that

 

In your case that would be 'wart' ... you probably thought you had grown a twin bell end for a while ... I hope this news won't depress you too much

 

Why you thinking about my junk for bro? You wanna **** me?

 

No mate ... you've been ****ed so many times already on here that I've lost count ... and I'm not inclined to have a go after that lot .... some right scrotes amongst 'em

 

That doesn't explain you thinking about my genitals bro?

Why do you count how many times I've been ****ed?

Whats wrong with you man?

 

Mate I was simply speculating about your wart and it's origination ... that you think that is akin to a come on is rather worrying but not particularly surprising in the grand scale of things ...

 

Sucky forgets that Fosse can do this all night

he isn’t called ‘last word’ Fosse for nothing

 

...plus I know much bigger words... so have a distinct advantage

 

Nah, longer words just take longer to type and waste more pixels

 

Messi Lingard odds to move to West Ham have tumbled.

Newcastle fans now sure the failed takeover is dead in the water, Lingard was no.1 takeover target.

 

Whams about his level tbh. Basically stole a living off utd for years.

 

and all that chat that he was Goodison bound.
We don’t take United rejects no more. It’s Madrid and Barca for us now.

 

Still gonna finish 12th though mate soz

 

be okay with that. Football is just something to get me away from the kids.

 

**** Off

 

Suckadick fam

Morning btw

 

Newcastle apparently agreed personal terms with Ryan Fraser

 

Wtf do you care.

Or you back to being a Geordie now?