De Gea is a tee leaf

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Elpistoleros magic feet

Elpistoleros magic feet

Active Member
Aug 18, 2011
1,510
0
36
There was a report this morning that millionaire Manchester United star David De Gea was caught shop-lifting. He apparently ''stole'' a £1 dough-nut from a supermarket. I don't know what the custom is in Spain but normally you pay for your shopping.

Being a tee leaf is not generally allowed. Its either that or he's tighter than Mark Lawrenson who was accused of being a tight-wad by his ex wife.

De Gea could be getting lessons from Ryan Giggs who allegedly is tighter than a ducks arse.
 
Dirty robbing swine, he's lucky he does'nt live in Taliban country or his hand would be cut off and being a goal keeper that could hinder his career.
 
Elpistoleros magic feet said:
There was a report this morning that millionaire Manchester United star David De Gea was caught shop-lifting. He apparently ''stole'' a £1 dough-nut from a supermarket. I don't know what the custom is in Spain but normally you pay for your shopping.

Being a tee leaf is not generally allowed. Its either that or he's tighter than Mark Lawrenson who was accused of being a tight-wad by his ex wife.

De Gea could be getting lessons from Ryan Giggs who allegedly is tighter than a ducks arse.
Click to expand...

Cue the jokes now about Andy Carroll and the old bill. Well done KPR. Well done.
 
What was Andy Carroll convicted of? Andy Carroll was as guilty as Jonny Evans. If you want to talk about guilt, what about Mickey Thomas and his couterfeit note business.
 
According to a report in The S*n

I thought you were a Liverpool supporter mate, yet you believe what that rag reports?

I wonder what Kenny Dalglish would say. And are you sure you aren't a Manc?
 
Elpistoleros magic feet said:
It was in more than the S*n, I read it in Yahoo.
Click to expand...

Yahoo report:

As if everyone picking apart his every little mistake since joining Manchester United wasn't bad enough for David De Gea, now he has Tesco CCTV cameras catching him gobble down a measly doughnut without paying for it.

From The Sun:
The Spaniard, 20, was quizzed by security staff after he scoffed an Original Glazed ring treat from a Krispy Kreme cabinet at a store in Altrincham, Greater Manchester.


http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog...aught-stealing-a-single-Krispy?urn=sow-wp5328
 
Make sure its the press and not twitter where the ''Steven Gerrard is having an affair with his wifes sister''. rumour came from.
It was obvious that this was spread by a Yernited fan, as they wouldn't have the brains to go and find out whether Alex Curran has a sister or not. She doesn't. So how in the name of sweet jesus could Steven Gerrard have an affair with his wifes sister?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back