Tips / Bets Betz 4 Bantz

G4e gone into a rant

 

Do you need Savlon for your butthurt Slurps


ps you didn’t answer why you are a Spurs fan when you come from Huddersfield

 

@Spurlock

you haven’t said why you are a Spurs fan from Huddersfield

also you haven’t written our wager up yet so stop slacking

 

Drove through Huddersfield recently

 

First stop was London for my immigrant dad

Lived in Camden till we moved when I was about 6

started following footy when I was around 10

Huddersfield Town was never an option

 

I knew you were a plastic Spud

 

Udderspud.

 

That microwavable ****...not any old plastic

 

So Spurlock is essentially a Dog Botherer

 

Whats this dog bothered you speak of.?

Im gonna say deffo though.

 

Yorkshire Bantz

 

The rest of Yorkshire realise the folk from Dewsbury/Huddersfield like to get it on with our canine friends, not a coincidence, their football team are called the Terriers.

 

I would use it from now on but it's too much to type.

Sounds like a rite hoot up your way nevertheless.

 

plus you know if you used it on me I’d just say something bowt your gal

then you know how things end up bro

 

The botherers will surfice

 

Same old mate, I threaten to maim you and you **** it

 

Its just not working for me man

 

Fair enough.
Scaggy ****s?

 

Its okay.

****nut
And
**** ****
are probably my go to's but I am partial to the occasional dickhead

 

I don't know what else they're called. I'm from Enfield