Manchestvar utd watch. 20/21

Couldn't have been much older nah

 

*checks notes*

Another lie.

 

What was you raving to in the 80s? Dire straights? Or happy hardcore?

 

Club captain assaults and bribes police.

Club: nice one hazza have another holiday mate

 

Hes stressed

 

Dunno why he don't just take the fine and conviction and put it to bed instead of trying to appeal. Which will obviously keep the story alive.

 

Hes got lawyers in his ear, they'll want to keep it going so they get more cash

 

Or he might not have actually done anything?


Just an idea like.

 

Theres absolutely no scope for piss taking in that scenario.

And he was found guilty like

 

You got owt planned today Sucks?

 

Yeah, that proves it mate!

 

Yeh gotta go round the old man's and help him write some emails to lawyers regarding his divorce and splitting the assets and ****.

Hes proper ****ing worried he's being fleeced basically. And he's got bad dyslexia so can barley spell his own name never mind write an email.

Just that really bro Wabout yourself?

 

This is strange comment.

 

Prince Andrew’s lawyers, apparently.

 

"Remember, you don't sweat and they were gonna kill you. Nobody trusts johnny foreigner"

 

Not really, he’s now got a conviction to his name with a near 2 year suspended sentence.

This could cause him issues in the future, not least if he wants to visit the USA.

He’ll also be eager to clear his name, if he believes he’s innocent of the actual crime.

Some briefs earning a wedge out of it, is merely a consequence.

 

Tune.

 

True true

 

Thought the conviction was quashed until the retrial? I'm sure I read they do things very differently in Greece.