Off Topic The Burly Arms

Yeah, I just read that paper gets about 1 million sales as well. So, in the terms of pure sales across both of the brands they probably still count as the largest paper.

I've never ever bought a paper.

 

****ing millennial.

 

Am I missing out on anything?

Be honest.

 

A pile of the Sunday’s, a pot of coffee and a fine leather chair in the morning room.

 

Similar to my routine mate.

Crack open an energy drink, scran down a packet of monster munch and stick on the telly.

 

Reading yesterday’s news while slurping a load of caffeine in a stiff chair with hot coal spitting at you. Very Stephen Fry.

My morning consisted of getting kicked in the balls repeatedly by a 3 year old and having my bacon sandwich nicked by the 7ft dribbling monster dog my mother treats better than me.

 

How long you been married?

 

My wife’s Jewish, she’d never nick my bacon sandwich.

Ima **** yo **** up for that tho, don’t resist, you’ve had a good run.

 

Take me, I'm ready

 

Urgh... Gay.

 

My mornings before work usually consist of an unhealthy amount of coffee, then a quick snack.

I must overdose on caffeine each day... But saying that, looking at the amount of Monster etc that some of the lads drink, i'm probably slightly less buzzing than them.

 

The mango one is ****ing delicious, crack open one of them before work and it keeps me going the entire shift.

 

Energy drinks. Weird inventions.

 

Big business it seems..

 

Absolutely, Red Bull, Monster, Relentless. Bunch of raging alpha names for what is predominantly a fat stumpy loser demographic.

 

Some have reduced sugar, which confuses me..Plus some of the cans are huge.

 

Snapping up football clubs now, getting them to Champions League semi finals.

Red Bull tastes ****ing horrific too.

 

I know the history of Red Bull.

It started in Thailand, between an Austrian and Thai..

They parted ways, and Red Bull became a worldwide brand.

 

Anyone drinking anything nice this evening ?

 

Nice curtains mate.