Latest toy to hit the shops is a talking muslim doll. No one as a clue what it says, they're all too frightened to pull the cord.
And as Henry T Ford once said.... You can have it in any colour you like as long as it's black! Taxi for me..lol
I remember when I was a kid my dad walked in on me have a shuffle. He said, "if you keep doing that you'll go blind son." I said, "I'm over here dad." Could someone pass me my coat please?
An American police officer has just been arrested for attacking and killing a Black male with a sheet of sandpaper. His defence lawyer said he just wanted to rough him up a bit.
A young fella with his pants hanging half off his arse, no front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local unemployment office to pick up his benefit money. He strolled up to the counter and said: "Hi there, you know what... I really HATE claiming benefits, I'd really much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system and getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said: "Wow, your timing is excellent. We've just received a job opening from a very wealthy elderly man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his brand new Mercedes-Benz CL, he'll supply all of your clothes and because of the unsocial hours, meals will be provided free of charge, you'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips, but you will also have as part of your job, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sexual appetite." The guy, jaw dropping and wide-eyed said: "You're bull-****tin' me !" The social worker said: "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . .“
