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Tattoos - Anyone got one?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dave the Rave, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    Nope - they're mostly Roman Numerals to commemorate my childrens' birthdays and one is a philosopher's quote.

    Cos they're on me, them being sexy is just a regular coincidence <ok>
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    What kind of tattoo on a bloke does it for you Jobby?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 30, 2011
  3. Dave the Rave

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    <laugh>

    Redeemed yourself there rightly <ok>
     
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  4. Jobby Funbags

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    Pardon the ancientness and racial stereotyping in the following primary school joke.

    A sailor is in love with a girl called Wendy - he's about to go offshore for a few months and, as a promise to his bird that he'll be faithful while away, he suggests getting her name inked on his "wee chap".

    The tattooist takes one look at his boaby and says "Sorry mate, your cock's too wee to fit Wendy on" so the guy suggests tattooing it while he has a stauner.

    So, the sailor hits a Des O'Connor and the tattooist puts Wendy's name on his member.

    When he goes flaccid, the tattoo simply says "WY" - the guy is cool with this and Wendy's fears are placcated.

    A few weeks later, the sailor is stationed in the Bahamas and is taking a piss at a urinal - a big Bahaman dude steps up next to him and starts pissing.

    The sailor looks down and sees that this guy also has a tattoo on his boaby saying "WY".

    "**** me" says the sailor, "Do you know a girl called Wendy too?"

    "No", says the Barbadan, "My tattoo says "Welcome to the Bahamas - Have A Nice Day""


    I'll get my coat.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 30, 2011
  5. Dave the Rave

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    I often use that joke also although I dont know why <doh>
     
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  6. Jobby Funbags

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    I just realised I mixed up Barbadan with Bahaman



    FAIL
     
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  7. The Dandy Highwayman

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    I want to get one done to celebrate the birth of my two sons.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've got a portrait of chairman mao on my arm
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 30, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    A fella we knocked around with when we were younger got a load of cartoon characters tats. They were well done but I thought they looked ****e then I bet they look even worse now that he's older.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    What a tit. One drunken one is bad enough, but more than one... <doh>
     
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  12. The-Don

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    Pay for Tattoo removal then
     
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  13. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Best tattoo artist around is a guy called Peter Strinfellow (no lie) and hes from Thurnscoe he is unbelievable, Ive got my daughters name on my left bicep and full tribal sleeve on my right arm
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i had 7 tattoos and my brother in law bought a tattoo gun , so now ive 16 and more on the way
     
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  15. Jobby Funbags

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    Is that like Homer's make-up gun?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i wish it was that'd be job no ****ing needles like
     
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  17. -jordan-

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    me and my mate were going to buy one..they send it with pigskin and you can practice on that and ****..any idea how much it cost him?
     
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  18. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Are you going to get a tattoo of a penis - you know, from where its' missing. <laugh>
     
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  19. Hash.

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    no idea but ill find out for ya during the weekend

    :huh:
     
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