Today is the day. The day is today. Six months and four days. I'm getting a hair cut. (not sure about the lockdown beard yet)
Nothing wrong with a beard. The longer, the bushier and the thicker the better and why the haircut? You could be like me: Santa's double. At Christmas when I am asked to be a stand in Father Christmas I have to be nice to the kids that I have spent all year shaking my stick at.
I saw a guide dog pee on its owners leg and the guy gave it a biscuit. I said that's good of you giving it a biscuit after it peed on you. The guy said I'm trying to find out which end his head is so I can kick him up the arse
I just wanted to let you all know that I had volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials. I Got my first shot yesterday and I can tell you that its completely safe. There are иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
My first one is booked for Thursday. Bear was trimmed a little this week but encouraged by Mrs Fats to remove at time of haircut. I thought she was softening me up this morning when she asked if I fancied a Birthday Ride..... 33 windy miles later, it wasn’t what I had in mind!!
Thanks for the birthday wishes!!! At this age they should go under the radar, but having a gobby twin brother, everyone gets to know!!
To be fair he is quite annoying banging on about who's youngest by a few days, as you're both younger than me by a few years . Siblings eh?
Beard has remained, though trimmed right back to ‘designer stubble’ Hair still very long, but tidied up to stop me looking like a homeless person
