It’s the equivalent of a pale blue sweater from ****ing Debenhams of a car. I might as well go out and buy Ed Shearan’s greatest hits and stick that on when I’m driving it. Literally bored to ****ing tears with it after 1 day of ownership.
Mate you whine like a ****in teenage girl You didnt deserve that big dirty truck, ye comin across more like a pink range rover sport type
Don’t come tellin’ me how to react to the worlds most boring motor ever bro. Any **** with a shred of dignity would have the same reaction to this fug ugly Bertha. Unless you’re a **** or you listen to Dire Straits of course.
Moment of madness obvs. Swapped it for my knackered VW transporter and thought I could live with ‘sensible’ clearly I was wrong.
Just popped a beer some **** the Father in Law said was nice, Shipyard IPA, from Portland Maine USA. Except it's not, is from Wolverhampton. Bang average.
Smash **** out of that ***** in law with a crowbar. Really bang his face up, leave him fighting for his life Luv.
Shipyard is Marston's so yes, Wolverhampton, you need to try it on draught, not out of a can or bottle. Untappd rates it as 3.44, but when you look most people are rating it from the bottle. I think when it's on tap it's a smoother beer.
^^^^^^ What he said, 'Spoons sell it and it's a fairly decent pint from what I can remember. (not saying it got me hammered so I don't remember by the way, saying I've not been in a Spoons for quite sometime)
Well actually Marstons is in Burton on Trent but which pf the groups breweries brews that particular IPA **** knows .
