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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just be thankful it isn't your ****ing arm mate <ok>
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Don't worry mate, you can always rub your junk against a firm flat surface :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    So I'm officially bored with the Skoda.

    It's just so ****ing plain and boring. I look at it and it reminds me of being dragged around Marks & Spencer as an 8 year old kid.

    Anybody want to buy a Skoda ? <whistle>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @Treble seems like skoda kinda guy
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    It’s one of the bro. <whistle>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Isn't it a VW or something under all the horrible exterior, just pretend or something.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Yeah it is. I think it's based on a Passat.

    Like the Genesis or Dire Straits of cars, boring as ****.

    Thought these things didn't matter to me, but clearly they do <laugh>
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I've alway thought the name of those cars to be a right paradox.

    You should have persisted with the five touring!
     
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  10. brb

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    I could never remember how to spell the word, I will now <laugh>
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    where as all i care about is that they start and then get me to where i want to go with no fuss .
    Coincidentally i'm thinking about getting a small to medium estate but no i don't want one owned by a vet and your good self .
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Yeh but Piskie’s a surf dude

    might pull a chick

    Tryin to bang her in a Skoda isn’t a cool look

    cant think of any other reason tbh
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Piskie should get one of these.
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  14. PINKIE

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    Shame that coz I’ve got a nice Skoda Superb for sale. <whistle>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I thought a good sized estate car would cut it, but it’s just not enough room for all of my gear. The 5 series I drove was very nice though.

    Might go for another Touareg if one comes up. That was a beast of a car and met all of my needs.
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sat in old school Tudor style pub in Hastings having some grub.
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    perfect weather for it
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Was supposed to be storms all day but sun has been out so far which is a bonus.
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    ohh

    I prefer storms tbh

    storms and a nice hot munch
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    I laughed out loud.

    Piskie has no street cred, pure ****ed it, bouncin down Cornwall High St with the windows dropped, chicken wingin, with some *****lian Saxophone Rap and a stinkin ass Skoda Superb with 120 on the dash.

    Starboy <laugh>
     
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