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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Just come back from the Doctors, He wanted to know what was wrong with me.

    "I think I'm a moth" I told him.

    The doctor said "I'm a GP - you need to see a psychiatrist"

    I said "I know, but your light was on"
     
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  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre.

    At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias.
     
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  3. San Tejón

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    You know that saying, “A woman’s work is never done”?
    Maybe that’s why they get paid less than men. :bandit:

    Runs and hides.
     
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  4. Le Tissier's Laces

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  5. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Are you teasing again Laces?
     
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  6. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    October 2nd it all begins
     
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  7. saintrichie123

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    Fable?
     
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  8. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but much, much better than before. She's really on it, and we've got an amazing team around her this time.
     
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  9. saintrichie123

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    Brilliant......looking forward to hearing the news :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  10. tomw24

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    Why has this turned into the Politics thread?
     
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  11. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    It hasn’t, why do you ask?

    <whistle>
     
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  12. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Jack decided to go skiing with his best friend buddy, Bob.

    So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    “I realise it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

    “Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”

    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

    It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago?”

    “Yes, I do.” said Bob “Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

    “Well, um, yes!,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, “I have to admit that I did.”

    “And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?”

    Bob’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”
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    “She just died and left me everything.”
     
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  13. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Cheers little bro
     
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    No, I think it’s a true story.
     
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  16. saintrichie123

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    Happy birthday Mr FLT
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    RIP Chadwick Boseman :cry:
     
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  20. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    I haven't a clue who he was but listening to the wireless this morning he seems to have been a decent and honourable man.
     
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