Manchestvar utd watch. 20/21

Ok bro, you enjoy, is that your bank holiday scheduled then, this thread and some Pot Noodle Lasagne, or you planning on getting some Vitamin D?

 

Nah no plans mate, it's my birthday this month so I've got me old man and a few peeps over on Saturday for the football and a meal after, probs a few beers but I really ain't tryna drink this year tbh

The suffering after a piss up just ain't worth it for me anymore, might get some nose and have a blow out though we'll see how I feel.

 

Happy birthmonth mate. How old this year? Ima guess 31.

 

I literally only had any interest until the trial and even then because it was a slow news day.

Beyond that it's mild amusement at a bunch of scousers desperately trying to make up for lost ground

 

You can't blame us mate we can only comment on whats going on at utd and this is just your time mate.

Its good youre trying to own it though bru

 

32 man. Still look 25 though

Thats right init @Tobes ?

 

I never blame scousers for being arseholes mate, you should know that

That title needs work as well btw bro. Fix up ffs.

 

Im open to suggestions mate?

In other news and touching on what I said yesterday about Henderson being handed a 120k pw contract.



Thats a lotta wonga, no wonder degea is undroppable on that wage.

 

I think we best take that with a pinch of salt given the guy can’t do basic arithmetic bro.

 

Hendersons contract is right mate.
120k a week, can you imagine fergie sanctioning that for what is at the moment a back up keeper.


Id love to know what you pay young Jessie lingaard tbh, anything over 30p a week and he's robbing you blind too

 

The Maguire interview.

I believe him tbh. Even with the crocadile tears and lump in throat pauses.

8.3/10

Nah I've changed my mind now the lying bastard!

 

I think we could do with another one. I guess we'll have to wait until PSG come in to take De Gea off our hands

 

Tbh when I see Hendersons 120k pw contract it put that thought in the back of my mind. Surely utd are looking at him to replace degea this season sticking him on that kinda doe.

 

Don't want to lose him that's for sure. He could be No 1 at a lot of other PL clubs. Trouble is, at United the spotlight is on the goalie and that is really the challenge. If he can deal with that pressure he'll be fine. But I'm not sure he's ready to be our first choice this season.

 

Ive been a big fan since he let that shot go through his fingers last season

 

Who allegedly spiked his sister’s Tequila slammers with a powerful drug. Called alcohol.

 

Sorry bro, I didn’t realise you were there when he signed it.

 

Can’t be any worse than ***** De Flap

 

I wasn't. but its been all over the news outlets for a few days now. His wage was disclosed too.

Maybe stop just searching "Sancho" bro