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Funniest thing you have heard on Not606 this week?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

    Declan O'Fuckknuckle Member

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    <laugh>

    So you've just confessed again that you did indeed say you were going to call up my workplace and inform them of what an employee of their's was posting on an internet forum?

    Confirmation if ever that...WEBELBHOY IS A TOUT <ok>

    Job done <ok>
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    I didn't make a secret of it, I bluffed you and you **** yourself. simple. you then got your imaginary solicitor involved.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    What a pair of fannies. It's an internet forum.

    Anyone want my work number? You can phone my boss and tell him what I've been up to on here <doh>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're more than welcome to call my work and tell them how you feel:

    (0131) 221 9999
     
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  5. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Not really, i was never going to do it, but Hero shat himself anyway.

    "You picked the wrong **** to mess with"

    <laugh> what a ****ing doofus
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    If you are the guy that works off the N Sea that limits the amount of work places...... "Can i speak to a Mr Venom, yes, thats a P D Venom does he work there?" ha ha ha
     
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  7. Dave the Rave

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    "Verbally slapped" by someone who spouts verbal diarrhea <doh>

    The point I was trying to make is that if the pope decides to go with the whole everyone wear a condom idea, it wouldnt have as much an impact on african catholics as you (as below) and others are making out <ok>

    "He could save millions of lives by telling people to put a rubber on it."
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's actually an anagram of his real name.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, how hot is the receptionist?
     
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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    The total number of letters in my first/given name and surname is 16. That should get the ball rolling. Come on Rebel, get me fired!
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> My name and the company I work for are dotted about numerous threads on here. I'm fairly sure my boss would tell anyone calling to **** off and find a life.
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Do it yourself
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's the Edinburgh Samaritans.
     
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  14. I thought it might be a rub-n-tug joint - I was about to phone it anaw :(
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, how hot is the receptionist?
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Maybe Rebel works as a teacher or a policeman? A job where you have to be squeaky clean ?
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    **** ugly but she's got a kind ear.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, I think I'll pass.
     
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  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    How kind is its chin?
     
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  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> But, but... the children, won't somebody please think of the children!
     
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