The Londonistan violent crime thread

Oooft Si on the ropes

 

Is Watford not classed as London ?

My bad

 

Same thing. Everywhere in England is in London according to the lefty loony BBC.

 

They just used to call Premier League matches between Watford and Spurs for example a London Derby, glad we cleared that up Watford was never a London team.

As you were

 

That's right, Derby is in London as well.

 

Is Crawley in Londonistan Drew?

 

It certainly is Stanley!

 

No Crawley is not in London.

 

I'm sure in my Timeline Watford were a London team , this is 100% proof the Mandela effect is real

 

Apparently their local rivals are Luton Town, this blows my mind

 

It's pishing with rain here ffs.

Khan is such a ****

 

Just had the landscape gardeners in to seed the lawn a drop of rain is greatly appreciated

 

"East London man "

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/umit-hayta-jailed-stabbing-exwife-jealous-a4533911.html?amp

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ssman-39-east-London-street-row-cannabis.html

Knifeman, 29, who murdered Russian businessman, 39, in east London street in row over cannabis then put on 'impressive act' to 'feign ignorance' to police is jailed for at least 22 years

 

https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/london-crime-4-stabbed-2-18834974

London crime: 4 stabbed with 2 fighting for their lives in awful 24 hours of violence

 

Chinese drunken stabber

https://www.mylondon.news/news/east-london-news/london-crime-jealous-boyfriend-jailed-18861688

 

People from Bedfordshire are known as 'clangers'. The name comes from the traditional Bedfordshire dish, the Clanger, a suet pastry with meat at one end, jam the other.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/sep/06/bexley-stabbing-london-five-arrested-five-injured

Socio-economic

 

Watford is in Hertfordshire. Watford FC are one of the top football teams in that county, not as good as Hitchin Town FC of course:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herts_Charity_Cup

 

Also Hitchin Town have sold double the amount of season tickets for this season than they did last season. If they continue this trend then I predict that within 30 years, every person on the planet will buy a Hitchin Town FC season ticket.