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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Not true at all. WHSmiths and Waterstones won't touch it.
     
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  2. Dave the Rave

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    Melter alert <yikes> ---> okay then Catholic African Men.

    Toby - do you realise that this argument started on a previous thread where it was implied that if the pope said yes to condoms, it would help prevent the spread of aids on a major scale.

    What is your view on this?

    I repeat - if the pope said yes to condoms, how would this affect catholics in Africa?
     
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  3. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

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    Not a bad haul today, Medro. You got the usual suspects all too easily though.

    Time to throw them back into the weed-infested burn <laugh>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep. There we have it. Christianity is based on a cheating slut and her ***** husband.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I don't give a **** about Medro, never have and never will. Maybe we're arguing about the Pope because there's a couple of religious ****wits (one of them a racist), that are sitting at home defending the old nazi ****.

    I know there's no point in arguing rationally with people that believe in God, I like to give it a go though <ok>
     
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  6. Medro

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    Where? When? I said he could save millions of lives, I did not say AIDS would dissapear.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Maybe if you spice up the sex scenes a bit more, throw in a car chase or two?
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Shhhh Jobby. You're going to ruin a perfectly good argument.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

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    He is promoting safe sex
     
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    Give it a go.
     
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  12. Medro

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    Where & when? Step up and play or sit back down and shut up.<ok>
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    No, he's promoting no sex.
    It's clearly not working either, which you've consistently failed to address by just saying, "well if they'd listen to his unrealistic message..."
     
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  14. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

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    <laugh><doh><laugh><doh>
     
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  15. Dave the Rave

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    Medro - if you wanna take things literally its up to you but dont act ****ing stupid about it <ok>
     
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  16. Toby

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    That's not what you said, but nevermind.

    If the Pope promoted the use of condoms, through advertising, education and actually using some of that cash that's used to pimp the Vatican up to send some rubbers over, then yes, I'm 100% that AIDS would not be spread as much by Christian African men. There are still ****loads of missionaries and ****ed up things like that over there, desperately dragging down people that don't really need it, and never asked to have their 'souls saved'.

    Condoms stop AIDS being spread, telling people not to have sex/eating garlic/having sex with a virgin/etc... are not proven ways of stopping the spread of the disease.

    Every time a valid argument is put forwards, Team ****wit just avoids it and goes on and on about:

    NO SEX = NO AIDS

    That's never been what I've been arguing against, but they like to keep it simple... <theybelieveinthemagicskywizard>
     
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  17. RebelBhoy

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    How is it not working?
    Listen to his message and it works just fine. Don't and it doesn't.
     
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  18. Null

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    What a horrible creppy advert that would be ...
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Use Vatican condoms and you can **** with God"

    I should be in advertising I should.
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

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    It's clearly not working though, is it?
    Regardless of whether you believe it to be the most effective method or not, it's irrelevant if the message is ignored.

    Telling people not to have sex is like telling people not to eat.
    It's not going to happen.
     
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