The FA are always interested in this. Indeed it's pretty much the only thing that seems to interest them.
Sounds like a cheap,brittle, knock-off material for bodging driveways: "That's pure Kopite that mate, it'll last years that will"... and you're patching up the holes 12 months later.
Only Fools and Horses, yeah. Grandad got nicked for Jay Walking, but thinking he'd been done for gun running during the Spanish Civil War and was facing a long gaol sentence, Del Boy weighed the cops out for a hefty sum.
I knew it reminded me of one of the scenes, I just couldn't remember which one. I thought to myself, Maguire's been watching too much TV