I don't go down the pub these days Wooperts. I drink alone in my darkened attic. I lock the door so Mrs Greeny can't get in.
I went down the pub yesterday evening it's not the same now all the bloody tables reserved for food, when they opened in July they did'nt even bother with food
I would imagine you have been banned from most of the Plymouth pubs by now then haven't you Greeny ?! Can't be many left for you to go in
That one is a bit too cheesy even for you Wooperts. I don't go to the pubs these days because there are too many pricks in them who think the virus is over or never happened. Having a grandaughter who is vulnerable I would consider it irresponsible. However, supporting Pompey I can well see why you would have an over active imagination Wooperts.
I haven’t wasted my time during lockdown. I’ve learnt how to write hello in Mandarin..... please log in to view this image
A Cadbury’s lorry has just overturned and spilled it’s load all over the place. The roads are chocablock.
This whole Harry Maguire thing is getting out of hand now. Greek police set bail at €5000. Man Utd offered €3000 plus Lingard......
I thought that was a quiz and I couldn't answer one of them for feck sake. Haven't you got any easier ones Wooperts?
A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything"? He replies, "Yes caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before." "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes,a mine exploded next to me when I was there and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says,"O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am-and carry on starting at 10.00am everyday." The bloke is puzzled and asks."If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm ,why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know." "What you have to understand is that this is a council job,"the interviewer says, "For the first two hours,we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.There's no point coming in for that."
I keep switching the wrappers on my wifes chocolate bars just to wind her up. She hates getting her snickers in a twix.....
