Ah, OK. Anyway, have stopped for said McDonald's so am about to have a double cheese burger. No ****e as of tomorrow. Two week quarantine boot camp. With wine though, obvs.
Sounds just like mine. Wanting lunch and have walked past 10 places while she tries to make her mind up in Lincoln.
Lunch in office today: Nasi kuning(yellow rice) with egg on top, chicken, noodles with bakso(meat balls) and fried tempe(soy bean) with chilis in. Cucumber is for placing over your eyes to stop them watering from the chili content. Not bad considering it was free though.
This looks like something Ginge would have been able to cook before the alcoholism took over. Decent.
Indonesians don’t do the slop dishes as they prefer to eat with their hands. Cutlery still allowed for expats.
Most of the rice they eat here is of the sticky variety so they ball it up in their hands with whatever else is on the plate and then use it to soak up the liquids. Often is a lot of chilli in the food, plus sambal (very hot chilli sauce) so important to get your Mrs to wash her hands well before she gives you a hand job.
I used to like getting hand jobs of my Mrs. Do you mean the sweet sticky rice - like they have with mango? That is really nice and I think they boil it with coconut milk. A lot of the normal rice they eat here with any meal they do in a rice cooker so its always there and tends to be much softer and stickier than when its boiled and drained.
Booked a Vietnamese place for the birds birthday dinner later. Menu looks fuking lush tbh. Can't wait.
Will do bro. I successfully pulled a Sucky from her "surprise" party last night thrown by one of her sisters at one her other sisters houses (there's fukin loads of the ****s) I even got a text from the mum about 7pm saying the sister who threw it wasn't happy with me but my birds knows I hate chilling anywhere near her fuking scatty sisters for too long so all good beforehand Anyways as I thought, I was quite wise to avoid the annual rastams family all night shindig until what turned out to be around 6am by my powers of deduction cos she rolled in about half past full of beanz and ready for a birthday seeing too which obviously I gave. Vigorously. Then I told her I opened her quality street and spliffs was in the tub But she had a "really really really really good night" wiv her peeps and will has had a good day doing **** all but getting waited on and groped and that and soon to be fed and that's what's its all about really init mate
She defo got slotted at that party you swerved. You’ll be arguing by 9 tonight and you’ll have been kebabed by 10... sleeping under some shop doorway tonight, wrap up warm homes.
