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  1. brb

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    Southgate is like me, we like to back the underdog :bandit:
     
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    Live on SKY News, they've been having to issue apologies <laugh>
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    1.Goes to Greece for a holiday.

    2.Spends £50k on a drinking binge.

    3.Gets into a ruck.

    4.Gets nicked.

    5.Pushed the old bill in the nick.

    6.Tries to bribe the old bill in the nick.

    7.Chosen to play for England after assuring manager of the facts.

    8.Found guilty.

    Now that is one hell of a long weekend <laugh>
     
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  5. brb

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    Live footage of rebellious Maguire...

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    That Greek prosecutor, was the best 5 mins of live TV ever <laugh>
     
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    Surely he must be stripped of the captaincy for assaulting a police officer and multiple attempts of bribery?

    Perhaps the FA would also be interested in investigating his attitude towards corrupting officials with his wealth and position.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bangin coppers for bants, STFU Giorgios ya ****in div, NUT... That’s how United Captains roll.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ever been to Anfield Astro?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    20 month suspended sentence. Appealing.

    He’ll have to be careful when celebrating our league title win next summer.
     
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    I hope he’s not planning on visiting the States anytime soon.....or ever <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Good job football, don't have enhanced dbs checks :)
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He did it for George Floyd. My Captain.
     
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    Get the statue up bruv.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Replace the Dennis Law one, he never did **** all for BLM.
     
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    So he gets off lightly with a suspended sentence? Hardly worth worrying about
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

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    Dangerous for United to say he is appealing it "to ensure a fair hearing later"... countries do not like having their justice system slagged off.

    He got a suspended sentence...if he loses the appeal they could well make it a jail sentence just for the bantz.

    ...would not be funny as **** if that happened ... no sireee
     
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    Yep just say sorry and brush it off.
     
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    If it’s true that his sister got injected with something, then all bets are off imo. **** anyone who was coming at me if that was happening, coppers or otherwise.
    Luckily my sister is an absolute train wreck. Basically me with long hair.
     
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