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Funniest thing you have heard on Not606 this week?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Were they all chosen by God too? I didn't realise he had so much influence on our lives...

    What a strange chap...
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    If the smoke is black it means they've made their mind up, I think. Either that or the chimney needs cleaning.

    They're both a bit silly really. The difference is that there a lot more people who put their faith in the Pope than people who put their faith in the monarch of Britain. The Queen does her little speech on Christmas Day, some people tune in and forget what she's said 5 minutes later. The Pope says something and there are literally millions hanging on his every word.
     
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  3. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    You really want to know?
     
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  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yeah because his words go no futher than the BBC website.<doh>

    Yeah, he is.

    I know, bunch of clowns.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Amen to that Brother Toby.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Not really. I know it's all bullshit <ok>
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    God shagged all of our mums 'virgin-birth' style, the whole sperm thing is a myth <ok>

    (In Medro's case he should have worn protection)
     
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  8. Dave the Rave

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    The vast majority do not have access to the Internet, that is undeniable <ok>

    P.S. as I said earlier

    "I'm not going to get into the "put on a rubber" argument ... but in essence, advising someone to abstain from sexual contact is good advice in an Aids affected area. Whether you abide by that is your own personal choice and risk. However I do not believe the blame lies with the stance of the Catholic Church e.g. If an African dude is ready for a ride, does he say to the woman "I'm not gonna wear a rubber cause the pope says so!". I personally dont think so. My view is that Condoms are not readily available or not affordable in small towns and villages across Africa, that is why Aids is spreading. I'm sure if a comparison was done, Aids would be evenly spread across all denominations."

    Its just sad that people think if the pope changed his mind on condoms, aids would just magically disappear <ok>
     
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  9. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    white smoke means they have made up their mind

    I am not so sure that is true. The Pope tells people to restrict their sexual activity to within the confines of a marriage and they don't listen so well.

    this argument cannot work both ways.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I said this yesterday, but Mind The Step said that implied that African people were stupid and therefore I was racist. Being branded a racist for saying that people the world over take the Popes words very seriously.<doh>
     
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  11. Toby

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    No-one on here has said that, you clueless **** <ok>
     
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  12. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nobody's saying that.
    He's clearly not helping, though.
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yes it can.
    One is realistic and the other isn't.
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Please just READ what I have said

    Wear condoms if you want to

    Don't wear them if you don't want to

    If you 100% don't want to get aids the ONLY 100% method is abstinence

    The only way to resolve this is as follows:

    You move permanently to one of these countries with a high aids epidemic

    Do you trust your condoms or do you wait?

    Or would you not go because you're a racist?
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Can I ask a question...

    Do you belive that, if you do happen to abstain from sex, finding the one partner who has done the same and stay with them for the rest of your life (never cheating), abstincence is the one sure fire way (100% safe way) of never contracting AIDS (via sexual intercourse).
     
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  16. Toby

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    Says the guy that thinks that 'Africans spend their time ****ing like dogs'

    Hypocritical thick **** <ok>
     
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  17. Not if they caught AIDS from an eighties blood transfusion <laugh>
     
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  18. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    If you said this earlier to make your point, why are you posting it again?

    Who the hell said AIDS would dissapear. Do you not think if he said that condoms were okay to be used then this would have a positive affect on the AIDS epidemic in Africa? Because do you know what, most people do.
     
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  19. Dave the Rave

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    What effect do you think the popes message has on the use of condoms in Africa?

    Do you think African men abide by the popes message on Abstinence?

    What would happen if he said yes to condoms?

    **** <ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    C'mon we all know how Christianity started.

    Mary was playing away from home and the daft bint got herself pregnant. She sold Jospeph a bunch of bullshit about it being an "immaculate conception" and the daft **** believed her.

    The rest is history.
     
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