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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You old dog. You're the most Catholic person I know on here Rebs. If you changed your username to Benedict and your location to the Holy See I wouldn't blink an eye <laugh>
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Calm down

    Married men having sex with other people means they are not acting as a married man has agreed to act, and if they are paying more not to use condoms that is hardly the popes fault

    Being promiscuous does not guarantee AIDS, I have already said this. It is risky though

    Abstinence is not risky

    Cheating on your wife is not abstinence <ok>
     
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  3. Medro

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    Close.

    HIV/Aids was, he argued, "a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which can even increase the problem".

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7947460.stm
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    Medro won't move on because it is in his society's handbook to oppose everything the pope stands for

    I suppose he can be excused
     
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  5. Toby

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    But if a condom works properly, you won't get AIDS. How is that any different to saying 'if marriage works properly, you won't get AIDS'?

    You avoided the Pope bit yet again, keep it up <applause>

    The 'Cheating on your wife' bit at the end doesn't make any sense, I thought the abstinence bit was before marriage?
     
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  6. Toby

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    It's better to follow his every word as he's God's messenger on Earth? <doh>
     
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  7. Medro

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    You're arguing that abstinence is a more practical solution to tackling the AIDS epidemic than condoms (even though you don't adhere by it yourself) and you're saying that I can't move on. <laugh>
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    And yet his fellow cardinals elect him. No doubt "God speaks through them" <doh>
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    He say this in English?

    What does he mean by it?

    Did anyone ask him?

    Or did they just revel in a quote from a language that he hardly uses?

    Any ideas what he means by this?

    Or do you not care you're just glad he said it?
     
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  10. Toby

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    They have the little chimney thingy don't they? Depending on the colour of the smoke or some bullshit.

    God works in mysterious ways <ok>
     
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    <laugh> fair enough
     
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  12. Call me old fashioned, but I think a voting system (however archaic and corrupt) is better than choosing a head by birthright because their predecessors falsified family trees to make it look like they were descended from Jesus <laugh>
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

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    He said it in Italian and the Vatican confirmed his comment, while attempting to make subtle changes to it.
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article5934912.ece
     
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    I'm sure African Catholic Tribesmen often browse the BBC Website for the Popes Message <ok>
     
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  15. Toby

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    We are all descended from Jesus <ok>
     
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    No he isn't.
     
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    Yes, a college of cardinals....how mysterious.
     
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  18. Toby

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    ARGGHGHGGHGH STOP THINKING EVERYONE IN AFRICA LIVES IN A MUD HUT.

    I can't believe you ****s are arguing on the side of something so ****ed up, I give up <ok>
     
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  19. Medro

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    Please tell me you're not trying to say he was misquoted?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/17/pope-africa-condoms-aids

    Shortly after becoming pontiff in 2005, he told senior Catholic clergy from Africa that, while the disease was a "cruel epidemic", it could not be cured through using condoms.

    He also warned them that African life was under threat from a number of factors, including condoms.

    "It is of great concern that the fabric of African life, its very source of hope and stability, is threatened by divorce, abortion, prostitution, human trafficking and a contraception mentality," he added.

    You any links to his famous 'Wear a hood if you want' statement that only you seem to have heard?
     
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    Medro's method...

    please log in to view this image
     
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