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Was out last night

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  1. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

    Declan O'Fuckknuckle Member

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    Glass of Pimms for me later in 'ra beer garden.

    Feckin roasters over here today. 29 degrees.

    <sweatinlikeagapist>
     
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    Declan O'Fuckknuckle, Sep 30, 2011
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Isn't it vodka and red bull in the gay bars? Certainly used to be.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Good times on here. Love a reaction!

    Morgans, blackcurrant and lemonade tonight maybe with some apple sourz <ok>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 30, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I was only joking about the Southern Comfort <laugh>

    <gambolsgayconfession>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 30, 2011
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Been in many a gay bar. Got chatted up a few times too, maybe cos I'm a handsome devil or maybe cos gay men aren't that fussy. I'm no sure which.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
  6. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

    Declan O'Fuckknuckle Member

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    Or perhaps due to you wearing a pair of leather cowboy chaps with no kecks on underneath <ok>
     
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    Declan O'Fuckknuckle, Sep 30, 2011

  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Anyone on here partial to a wee appletini like myself?

    Its delish
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Sep 30, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, I sidled up to them and uttered my infamous 100% success rate chat up line....
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
  9. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I mind lookin' at the arse on this wee blonde thing last night, her arse was stunning. She had some pins on here as well.

    My eyes moved up, she wasn't a chubster, so that in my book is good. No bad tits too.

    Then the moment of truth, she swung her hair to reveal a face like a chewed baffie and a nose like Klitchsko.

    Game over.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 30, 2011
  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    the gays love a bit of scat ...
     
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  11. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

    Declan O'Fuckknuckle Member

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    Did you say:

    "Hullo doll"? :grin:
     
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    Declan O'Fuckknuckle, Sep 30, 2011
  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You weren't drunk enough. A couple more shandies and a shot of Aftershock you'd have been straight in there <ok>
     
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    Toby, Sep 30, 2011
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
  14. Declan O'Fuckknuckle

    Declan O'Fuckknuckle Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Declan O'Fuckknuckle, Sep 30, 2011
  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "Give it ten minutes n that roffie will kick in then it's back tae mine..."
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do you know that's never happened. Despite me leaving my drinks all over the nightclub. Not once has that happened. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're too fugly <ok>
     
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    Toby, Sep 30, 2011
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, that can't be it.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Do you usually wear your favourite T-shirt when you go out?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toby, Sep 30, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, that's not it either.

    It's a ****in mystery, so it is.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 30, 2011
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