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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Can Fran imagine another 85? :rolleyes:
     
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  3. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say that, but I would have been accused of being a creep :)

    Seriously though, if someone said to me at 51 (in 10 days) that I have another 65 years here, I think I would

    a) Panic

    b) Realise I still may never see Saints win the league :)
     
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  4. Lovelocum

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    OMG Dillian Whyte knocked out by Povetkin.
     
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  5. saintrichie123

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    Sean Connery has postponed his hair colouring appointment.

    He is going to Dye Another Day!
     
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Don’t you mean thereisonlyoneno7 ?
     
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    The name is 7, no7. Licensed to dye :)

    EDIT: Hair is manageable, lockdown beard is a bit troublesome <laugh>
     
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  8. SaintMarv

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    A woman has been attacked by a shark. She never had dandruff because they found her head and shoulders on the beach
     
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  9. SaintMarv

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    You can get a new one online I'll send you a link
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. fatletiss

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    b’stard... I actually thought “that’s nice but I’ve already got one, thanks”

    ... then I realised <laugh>
     
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  12. fatletiss

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    Mrs Fats is putting pressure on both hair and beard at the moment..... beard has had the odd tidy up, hair not so much :)
     
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    A woman in labour suddenly shouts out, “Shouldn’t, wouldn’t, couldn’t, didn’t, can’t!”

    “Don’t worry,” says the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
     
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  14. fatletiss

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    Redemption time Chilcs...

    Two chemists walk into a bar.
    One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
     
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    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. You don't want to drink that
     
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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I got that one!
     
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    For the cyclists amongst us.

     
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    Needed in our no car lives..
     
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    Oh that's brilliant, Fats!! :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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