https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-53875675 'Oldest' man dies aged 116. Can you imagine at whatever your age is now you lived to 116? Can I imagine another 65 years on this planet? Can St Godders imagine another 5?
I was going to say that, but I would have been accused of being a creep Seriously though, if someone said to me at 51 (in 10 days) that I have another 65 years here, I think I would a) Panic b) Realise I still may never see Saints win the league
A woman has been attacked by a shark. She never had dandruff because they found her head and shoulders on the beach
Mrs Fats is putting pressure on both hair and beard at the moment..... beard has had the odd tidy up, hair not so much
A woman in labour suddenly shouts out, “Shouldn’t, wouldn’t, couldn’t, didn’t, can’t!” “Don’t worry,” says the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
Redemption time Chilcs... Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.