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Kabbalah or Scientology ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I would personally chose Buddhism as a way of life but a few Global stars like Tom Cruise and Madona have turned to these alternative faiths...
    Anyone know anything about Kabbalah or Scientology?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Go away <ok>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I still fantasise about skullfucking you Toby
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Then it's definitely scientology you're after <ok>
     
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    Sad little man <lifefail>
     
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    Only that they're both wrong. David Icke is the man.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Toby

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    Icke is a legend <ok> <iseelizardpeople>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He the man. The arcane inticacies and subtle messages of snooker revealed everything to him.
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That is your mantra Tony<wah>
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Did he not start out as a TV sports anchor ?
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Both are a bit daft, but I think Kabbalah is the lesser of the 2 evils. So if I had to choose one, it would be Kabbalah.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    They're both there to take money off daft ****s. Fair play to them. Thinking of starting my own religion.

    Any ideas?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, for snooker. You takin the ****in piss?
     
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    If you choose Scientology the Dark Lord Xenu will personally hunt you down
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Me too, i think its some ancient Jewish mysticism cult where they dabble in the occult....The other one is for scaring yanks about aliens and making them sign over their houses
     
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    Hubbard was the biggest wind up in history
     
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  17. Toby

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    Ask thefuckwitwithloadsofcars, he's keen on the subject <ok>
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Not this time i don t watch snooker
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Tell everyone that they're not allowed to shag till they get married - which they have to pay for. Plus they have to go to church every week and they're more likely to go to heaven if they make donations, which go straight in your back-pocket. You're the boss, living in a swanky palace in Italy, and you are somehow God's representative on earth, despite being elected by your peers. It's a sure-fire winner <ok>
     
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