Plenty during my 50 years following my lot ... but one which springs to mind was when Mark McGhee left us for the manager job at Wolves citing better prospects ... the footballing gods dished out some karma when of course we subsequently beat them and the massed ranks in our kop raised the roof with this little beauty to the tune of Daydream Believer by The Monkees ... Cheer Up Mark McGhee Oh what can it mean To a fat Scottish bastard And a **** football team What's yours?
"he's a ****, a ****, it's plain to see, to see, he's ****ier than you and me, he's a ****, a ****. Like the c word.
In 2014, while Steve Evans was Rotherham manager, three Gills supporters were arrested for calling him a fat scottish wan5er. By including the word 'Scottish' it was deemed racist. It was a member of this forum and two of his family that got arrested. Yes, they were sent to the cells, until someone finally saw sense, and Evans requested no charges to be made. Hence why there was a lot of apprehension, when Evans came to manage our club now, due to past bad events, such as this. Personally I thought I'd never see the day of banter being outlawed on the terraces, but sadly the law dictates it's a criminal offence.
First time i heard that chant it was about Kevin Keegan back around 93 so probably earlier than your McGhee one
Cheer up Stevie Bruceee, oh what can it mean, to a sad Mackem bastard and a **** football teeeeam Funny as he now manages them All the chants to daydream believer are good I like the stevie g one too
For us, when the blue few beat us 4-1 in our relegation season in '05, they sung for years to tune of Amaraillo: 'Sha la la la la la la la, we sent the scummers down.' Fast forward 7 years and we're storming the championship while they're getting relegated and we amended it to: 'Sha la la la la la la la, who the **** is laughing now!' We've sung it for years since we regained our place as top south coast team but last September when we were 4 nil up at Fratton is when it was most satisfying. 'Sha la la la la la la la, (SKATE ****S), Sha la la la la la la la, (SKATE ****S), Sha la la la la la la la, (SKATE ****S), WHO THE **** IS LAUGHING NOW!"
****in hate West Haaam ****in hate West Haam ****in hate West Ham! ****in hate West Ham! ****in hate West Haaam ****in hate Arsenaaal ****in hate Arsenaal ****in hate Arsenal! ****in hate Arsenal! ****in hate Arsenaaal ****in hate Chelseeee ****in hate Chelseee ****in hate Chelsea! ****in hate Chelsea! ****in hate Chelseeee
Another satisfying one for us was when we visited white Hart lane 5 days after Leicester won the league in 2016: He's won you **** all, He's won you **** allllllllllll, Pochettino, he's won you **** all
To the tune of Winter wonderland There's only one David Jones One David Jo-ones With a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile Jonesy is a ****ing *****phile
We won the League at White Hart Lane we won the League at the ****hole we won the League at ****e Hart lane
Another one for us when our very own Peter Shilton was caught shagging a physio's missus named Tina in his motor on a business park ... he was then with our bitter rivals Forest. Guess where the next away game was ... Filbert St. Now we always run out to the kop end to the Post Horn Gallop but this day it was noticeable that we ran out to the other end, forcing Forest and a noticeably chagrined Shilts to face the kop. Was wonderful mayhem ... "6ft 2, eyes of blue, Tina's husband's after you ... la la la la, la la la, la la ... " "Was she better than your wife?" "He's shot, he's cum, all over Tina's bum, in the car, in the car" ... and the clincher that rocked the stands .. "If you've all had Tina clap your hands ... " Fair play to him, his cheeks were burning but he did give us a wave ...
Lee Howey, Lee Howey, Lee Howey YOUR BROTHER IS A ****! ————————————————- We sang that to our forward Lee Howey who’s brother Steve Howey played for Newcastle
To ‘my old man said follow the van‘ : My old man said be a Tottenham fan, I said **** off, bollocks, you’re a ****. Sometimes simplicity is perfection.
