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  1. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    So did I
     
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    You think you are Fluorine Uranium Neon, Fluorine Astatine Sulfur!
     
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    I know it's a long shot but does anyone on here have a Trebuchet that i can borrow?
     
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    9A29C1F2-0483-483D-B2E0-56E1039B9745.jpeg
     
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    As a kid I was made to walk the plank.
    We couldn't afford a dog.
     
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    I’m genuinely shocked... had you down as the one to get it first.
     
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  7. ChilcoSaint

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    Sorry I was in a particularly logical frame of mind this morning as I was preparing for an interview on BBC Radio Somerset regarding a campaign against a housing development in our village. I just didn’t think laterally enough!
     
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  8. thereisonlyoneno7

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    No Au medal for you then
     
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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    And I write as one who worked in NHS chemistry labs for nearly 40 years. Can you imagine the shame and inadequacy I feel?
     
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

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    I always wondered if you were chemically imbalanced :)
     
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    Funnily enough I tried the joke on my daughter, who knows practically nothing about chemistry, this afternoon and she got it straight away! :(
     
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    My wife got it too, and she doesn't know much chemistry. I asked my daughter though and quickly realised that she had never heard the old batman theme...

    Dont feel bad though Chilco, it just means I won't ask you for chemistry advice, same as I don't ask Beddy to do my accounts :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Just snapped my chain on my bike again!! :angry:
     
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    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants

    The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"

    Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"
     
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    Two cowboys are lost in the desert.

    One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says.

    He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.

    Agh! It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
     
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    What are the odds on a band having a lead singer named Fish?
    One in marillion?
     
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    Yes I did say she died. Tragic.
     
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