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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's not the application, it's the theory. That's what Medro is failing to grasp.
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

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    why would they refuse to use them?
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Stick this on your cock.

    BOOM!

    If you need more in-depth instructions I suggest you consult that website I sent you.

    Webel Clown.
     
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  4. Dave the Rave

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    Because the pope says so... according to Medro <ok>
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

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    No.
    It's unrealistic advice and probably not good life advice, either.

    If someone can't have sex until they're married, then they're going to get married pretty early.
    If they get married to someone that they're sexually incompatible with, then they're far more likely to either get a divorce or cheat, so you're back to square one again.
     
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  6. Medro

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    But it doesn't work which is quite evident.

    What baffles me is that a grown man is asking for instructions on how to use one. That's like handing someone I sock and telling them to put it on their foot. Would you need to have an in-depth training course on how to put it on or would you pick it up after the 1st time?
     
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  7. -jordan-

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    I've already explained how to put on a jonny rebel. But you want to play the deaf dumb and blind role.

    Abstaining seems easier. "don't ****" is quicker to say than "make sure the rimmed bit is on the outside and roll it down"..but neither work. You think they're going to listen if someone tells them to keep it in their pants. No.

    You honestly believe the reason they don't wear a condom is cause they don't know how to use it? Bollocks. They choose not to because they can't be bothered.

    Although brains of africa they are not. You'd think they'd ease up on the breeding like rabbits when they can't even look after their current family
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ****.
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    please elaborate
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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  11. Mind The Duck

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    I don't like them, but it was the girls choice if I wore them....I'm decent that way
     
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  12. PleaseNotPoll

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    That's not true, Jordan.
    They don't use them because they're misinformed.
    ****s like the Pope tell them that they cause AIDS and other equally stupid ****.

    "You can&#8217;t resolve it with the distribution of condoms. On the contrary, it increases the problem." <doh>
     
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  13. -jordan-

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  14. -jordan-

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    but he also tells them to abstain, they dont do that either.
     
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  15. RebelBhoy

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    That is all I wanted<ok>
     
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  16. Toby

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    Thick little **** <doh>
     
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  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    That's the reality of it all then isn't it.
    You don't practice abstinence & you use condoms but you think people in Africa should do the opposite from you.
    And did you find it difficult to figure out how to use one?
     
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  18. PleaseNotPoll

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    Telling people to abstain doesn't work, regardless of how you back it up.
    Telling people to use condoms or they might die seems to have a better chance of success.
     
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  19. RebelBhoy

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    ...kinda the point.
     
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  20. -jordan-

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    <ok>
     
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