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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. Picture Webel trying to explain to a bunch of african kids, reading the wee manual, then giving up and saying

    "Listen just don't have sex until your married & make sure the girl you are with has not slept with anyone. Simple."
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're too stupid to understand what Rebel is trying to explain to you.
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    So if you believe in this method, how come you use condoms?

    Obviously you prefered the option of shagging who you want and using protection than waiting to get married.
     
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  4. -jordan-

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    Are you insinuating they're too thick to realize you should only put them on when hard? **** up. They know how to use em but choose not to
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Exactly.
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

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    I am insinuating that people in sub saharan africa with no knowledge and no concept of what a condom is may have some difficulty in understanding the concept. I asked people on here for an explanation and none of them has been satisfactory.

    If you are suggesting that they know how to use them and choose not to, why do you think that is?
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Hey Rebel i will be praying Saturday afternoon just before we play Man U at Old Trafford, and i think i will be talking to the Catholic God<ok>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    Because its personal choice

    The pope says wait....but you won't be excommunicated if you don't

    Look at it this way Medro

    If you're swimming in the Clyde, its a good idea to wear a wet suit

    It's a better idea to not swim in the clyde at all <ok>

    Wait for a river you can respect
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    Maybe blokes refuse to use em? Even if I didnt know how to use a condom correcty, I'm sure we all would have a fair idea without reading the instructions. The worst can happen is that you put it on inside out surely?

    Stop mistaking lack of education for what the real problem is, ignorance.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No you didnt, you said "It is far easier to promote abstaining than it is to show people how to properly put on a sheath."

    Nothing about the concept. How to put it on. Then you asked us for instructions.

    <laugh>

    Clown
     
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  11. RebelBhoy

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    Hi norwich...good for you.
     
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  12. Medro

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    Beautiful, really, really beautiful.

    So the abstaining method didn't work on you, but the using rubbers method did.

    Tell me did you also find it difficult to put one on?
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A question for the pro-abstinence, anti-contraception bunch. If you, personally, had to choose between the 2 methods, which would YOU choose?
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

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    You're given two choices:
    Have sex while wearing a condom or not have sex at all.
    Which one would you pick?

    Telling people to abstain doesn't work.
     
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  15. RebelBhoy

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    Yes, I have just demonstrated that it is far easier to promote abstinance by giving you one, unequivocal sentence. I have asked you to explain how to use a condom and you have failed to do this.....so when I said what I said....... I meant it.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    What's easier then Medro?

    Saying to people "don't have sex"

    or

    demonstrating how to put on a condom?
     
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  17. RebelBhoy

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    You are given three choices.

    Wait to have sex with someone you are married to.
    Have unprotected sex in an area with a high incidence of AIDS
    Have protected sex in an area with a high incidence of AIDS
     
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  18. Dave the Rave

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    I dont think anyone is pro abstinence anti contraception... I think they are trying to show that they understand the concept and how it can work (in principle) <ok>
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

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    Well people don't choose the first one, which is why the area has a high incidence of AIDS, so surely the third should be promoted over the second?
     
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  20. RebelBhoy

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    Or promote the first which is 100% effective. If people choose not to listen to this advice, then surely the blame does not rest with the person offering that advice?

    Is that fair to say?
     
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