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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for ruining my supper...

    Just out of interest, how much are the hookers down your way ?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Comm wid da gay **** again:rolleyes:
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    For you I’ll sort one out at mates rates

    Happy?
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh spurly, and do they travel?
     
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  5. Jammy 07

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    I'll probably need a duo...

    But I'm obviously in safe hands so to speak.
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Comm needs a shag. Save yaself some doe.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    @Jammy 07

    can you stop sending me PMs please ffs
     
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  8. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    strange day, was gonna some painting, but got a text of my best mate, 'you off? not need a haircut yet? as i get it cropped at least once a month.

    so ditched the ****ing paint, went and had some coffee, and the usual waffle..**** doing his job (paramedic), as he just randomly pops in, had anther hanging last night, as if it's nothing, which i guess it is to him.

    so haircut done, we headed down to beach to walk the scatty dog, let it chase the gulls.

    then he hits me (not literally), that honda accord still for sale, the one we viewed? nah mate i've give up for now....

    Boom, i've got money you can borrow if you really want one,

    Woah mate, it's nice and all that....Now this lad knows me better than even my own parents.

    Then 2 hrs ago, another text, you get looking at ya car you want.


    Guess my point is, we all have many mates, but only really ever 1 or maybe 2 best mates forever....

    Deep down, he knows i won't take him up on this offer. ... Anyone else have lifelong mates?
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Comm being groomed ^^^
     
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  11. Chief

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    It's 38 degrees here currently and I've managed to burn my feet, despite beat efforts not too.

    Would need factor 90 or something to keep the sun at bay.

    What's the weather like back there? Hoping for a period of torrential rain to quarantine in, just to make it more special.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Where ya gone Chief?

    Misery here, non-stop rain.
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Down near Biarritz.

    It's a bit **** to be fair!

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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Been to a water adventure park with the missus and little un today. So much fun. Absolutely bushed now though.

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  15. brb

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    That looks nice, enjoy, shhite back in the UK, but I guess you already know that.
     
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  16. brb

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    What's the name of that place?
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Adrenalin Quarry
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Looks alright, get that bird on her way over to slap you, she’s defo not in the mood for your Pervy pictures.
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Is it too much rain for y all here?
     
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  20. brb

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    I've been enjoying this cooler weather. Also not having to drink gallons of water to cool down.
     
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