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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like an accountant anecdote.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That is an amazing story. I have some cash to invest, does anyone own the rights?
     
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  3. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I’ll give you a quick rundown,
    Obnoxious ****, no people skills, likely bottom of the competency table, got found out, jacked in, now works out of a garage.
    Not going to be a Hollywood blockbuster!
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If only Marlon was still with us.

    "You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a crazed leftie. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it."
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    It might just be best for everyone if we pretended the last four pages about accountancy didn't happen.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Let's talk about the oil industry, that would be far from boring.
    @EasterRoad1980 @VenomPD
     
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  7. Toby

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    We could have some IT bantz too
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    Back in the day there was briefly a help article on the Microsoft website entitled RTFH. How we chortled.
     
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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Easy tiger, don't be so hasty. Who are we looking at recommending it to?
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    "Hey everyone I'm Joe Biden's husband "

    <doh>

     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Iraqi refugee in Germany , was unfortunate enough to be in 3 consecutive road traffic accidents where he accidentally ran over a number of pedestrians.

    Far right conspiracy theorists question if he was attempting a Jihadist style terrorist attack <laugh>.

    https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/285527
     
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  15. pud

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    He says Jill Biden ...
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    He got his wife and sister mixed up last time.

    Trump will pump Senile Joe
     
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  17. pud

    pud Guest

    Israel ... worried about Germans
     
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  18. pud

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    America really is screwed

    senile auld Trump
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    Senile auld Biden

    different cheeks of the same arse

    the only difference is , will the people pulling the strings change behind the scenes ...
     
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    This is now a Politics thread @Ciaran , title change required
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Even Melania Trump is voting for Biden. Show's over, Donny Boy. And you're going to gaol.
     
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