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Cardiff City to take over the country

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  1. Blue Prophet

    Blue Prophet Active Member

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    OK with the movement to make John Hughes a moderator I think we should attempt a coup

    This is my Cabinet so far:

    Prime Minister
    (First Lord of the Treasury
    Minister for the Civil Service) John Hughes

    Speaker of the House of Commons: H Bomb, (as he has to keep us in order ;) )

    Secretary of State for Agriculture: Aberdude, because of his extensive knowledge
    of "crop rearing" ;)

    Chancellor: BluefromBridgend our resident banker ;)

    Minister for Ireland IrishBluebird

    Ambassador to Thailand SiamBluebird

    Education: Benni, for his schooling skills ;)

    The Old Fart who sits in the front shouting at the opposition Old Sparkey

    The rest of us can sit on the backbenches picking up huge expenses ;) unless anyone else can think of jobs for the rest of us ;)
     
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  2. bongojack

    bongojack Active Member

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    Leader of the opposition or minister for foreign affairs i know what i'm talking about there
     
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  3. BrizzleBluebird

    BrizzleBluebird Well-Known Member

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    I'm happy to be Secretary of State for International Development being as I live amongst "foreigners" with funny accents! :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    Plus, many of them are ripe for conversion from red to blue with the state of affairs within their own ranks <cheers>
     
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  4. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    Hey cheers Proph, I always wanted to be the Beast of Bolsover. By the way, I don't mind the "Fart" bit as I have been known to be a martyr to flatulence on times, but less of the "old" thank you - you senile twat. <ok>

    As for the leader of the opposition - I wonder who could we install there? Someone who is prone to moderate perhaps? Someone who is always willing to have a go at our Prime Minister. Hey, perhaps if he gets 16,000 votes, he can start paying his rent........<laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Blue Prophet

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    Nah he'd put it down on his expenses.............a swan house instead of a duck house ;)
     
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  6. Swamp

    Swamp Well-Known Member

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    i could look after any waterlogged or swampy land?

    look at my profile i have an extensive knowledge of world swamps!
     
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  7. isawronnymoorescore

    isawronnymoorescore Well-Known Member

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    Well i will be Minister for Defence of the CCS, as i outrank all of the other ex military chaps on here.<yikes>
     
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  8. dickydykie

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    can i be responsible for abolishing the c.s.a. (i'll work behind the bar at the house of commons as well)...all divorced fathers with children need two jobs.......bitter....f' in right i am...nighty night
     
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  9. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    who are the kinky whips....<laugh>
     
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  10. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Haven't seen McNaughton's Little Nugget (Phatfrog) on here for a while. <whistle>
     
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  11. GhostOfNinian

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    I'll be Secretary of State for Transport then...and I won't need to waste taxpayer's hard-earned on a ministerial limo either, I'll stick with my Fireblade thank you very much!
     
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  12. Goodbyen0t606

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    I don't mind the appointment as long as I get free return airfare plus match tickets to at least 12 home games ;)
     
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  13. DartfordBluebird

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    Could I be the Mayor of London please Proph? Because I'm good at doing absolutely f**k all whilst spouting a complete load of gibberish.
     
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  14. Blue Prophet

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    As I don't go to away games anymore (or very rarely) I'll nominate myself as "Home" Secretary ;)
     
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    I'd give you the job NP mate, but with qualifications like this

    "Because I'm good at doing absolutely f**k all whilst spouting a complete load of gibberish".


    Have you considered a position with our neighbours from the West? I know it would go against the grain but you would be eminitely qualified to be the "leader of the opposition"

    Mind you thinking about it, there is not exactly a LACK of people down West with your qualifications ;)
     
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  16. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    Can I be the Minister of European Development?

    I&#8217;ve got my ministerial team in place already.

    Gestede
    Gunnersson
    Gyepes
    Kiss
    Keinan
     
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  17. Blue Prophet

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    You get my vote
    if you take Naylor with you to make the tea;)
     
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  18. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    damn you must have been an officer
     
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  19. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    can i be minister for the sth pacific region
     
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  20. Welshman

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    As I've spent the last 7 years trying to get them to call it football rather than soccer I'll try for ambassador to the U.S.of A.
     
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