Jack, does that mean if someone shags an MLS player they own the league? I mean like... ma burd shagged me and she owns me... i do anything she wants!
Martin does a brilliant impression of somebody who is so innocent and totally oblivious to any criticism, insult or anything bad that the world can throw at him, and just keeps coming back for more. As far as that is concerned he sets the rest of us a humbling example. Good luck to you Martin.
Americans call a sport where they predominantly throw the ball to another player and run with it "Football". Americans will gather in their 80,000's to watch men in tights hit a little ball with a stick and run round trying not to get caught, we call that rounders and most people never play it after age 11. Americans play a sport where a few men in vests run about with a big red ball and try and fit it into a little hoop. 99% of the pro's in this sport are 7 foot tall making the task about as hard as sitting on the toilet without missing. Americans consistently say their MLS League will one day be the best in the world, whereas us "Brits", know we already have the best league in the world.
