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  1. BenniArfa

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    go on then.... im intrigued.
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    there is no system. end of.

    why do you think bookies have these machines in their shops?


    i ask you - what is the payout of £1 on any number on the roulette board if the ball lands on your lucky number?
     
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  3. BenniArfa

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    36/1.
     
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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Are you one of the people who think the bookies are

    [video=youtube;kBd1X1Gjc2o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBd1X1Gjc2o&feature=related[/video]
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

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    correct - and what are the actual odds of the ball landing on your lucky number?
     
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  6. BenniArfa

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    37/1
     
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  7. Bolton4Europe

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    Bet Fulham to draw 0-0 every game of every season and you always come out with more money than you lose. That's what my dad's been doing for the past 3 seasons <laugh>
     
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  8. BenniArfa

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    <laugh> thats a fool proof system.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    good man - house edge is the difference between 36/1 and 37/1 - i tried to explain the to a guy at a machine in my local lads the other day - he was £200 up on the day so he was happy - don't think he believed me.

    do the maths - over an infinite period of time betting on roulette (and all other casino games/slots) there is only one winner - the bookie/casino.

    google this and learn - believe me you will never mug your money again! (if you do then you are a mug!) bookie overround and house edge makes for an interesting read.
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

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    this is me - funny as ****!
     
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  11. Samuel L Ameobi

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    I had a ****ing disaster.
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    good man!
     
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    It went wrong on the very first one <laugh>
     
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    Technically there is only one winner, but that is more to do with the average of everyone that ever goes on the machine, some people will be in profit, some will be at a loss. But on roulette I have easily won more than I have put in.
     
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    Also, I have just noticed that Braga were the only team to mess up. I'd have won £120 if they won!
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

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    and your system is?
     
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    Don't have a system. My argument is that I am up on the bookies on the roulette machine. This is down to both luck and the ability to walk away from the game at the right time. All I'm saying is that they are not always the only winner.
     
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    Mint!
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Put 2 lines on let nephew pick it by pointing at random teams.

    These are his

    Stranrear v Clyde D
    MK Dons vs Notts County. AW
    Burton vs Bradford HW
    Hereford vs Oxford AW
    Wolves vs Newcastle AW
    Exeter vs Oldham AW
     
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    My accumy for today is:

    Blackpool v Bristol City
    Brentford v Huddersfield
    Sheff Utd v Charlton
    Hartlepool v Sheff Wed
    Dundee Utd v Motherwell
    Kilmarnock v St Johnstone
     
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