Catholics are better than Proddies

"I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing." "Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. Q.E.D." "Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. ~Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

To be borne of catholic is to be given first prize in the lottery of life

 

All religions have been made by men." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" - Mark Twain

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." - Richard Dawkins

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beutiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beutiful and his children smart." - H.L. Mencken

 

"One cannot really be a Catholic and grown up."

George Orwell

 

Look at the wars started by man 90% of them are because of religion.
Religion just sucks,the stuff they teach people is disgusting and some of the things in the old testament is shocking.

 

"Let's face it; God has an ego problem, why do we always have to worship him? "- Bill Maher

"I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians." - Bill Maher

"I would never want to be the member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin"

"I have as much authority as the pope, I just don't have as many people that believe it." George Carlin

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert Heinlein

"History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it." - Robert Heinlein.

 

Her dad did.

Ollie Cromwell was a canny bloke to, he did a good job.

 

Perfect summation of the gang hut mentality that is known as religion.

 

"i pure hate kafflicks"

Medro Pendes

 

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You ****ing ******ed monkey

 

Religion is just used as an excuse (I believe someone said this already but it was a good point that needs repeating). Wars are about economics or power and people use religion or a misinterpreted version of religion to justify their actions.

 

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." Napoleon Bonaparte

 

No,that's not true.
So you're saying that in the medieval times wars were started because of money?
And 9/11 happened because of religion.

 

...only to find that first prize is eternal shame for your sin.

 

Wars in medieval times were about power and one nation conquering another with religion used as an excuse
9/11 was perpetrated by Muslim extremists who perverted their faith to justify mass murder

 

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I've got big booty bitches.

 

The US supported Israel and this generated anger in the muslim society because of their different religious beliefs and this ultimately led to conflict between the US and it's allies and the extremist Al-Qaeda.
Do you think this would have happened if religion didn't exist?