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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by C19RK73, Aug 12, 2020.

  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Do they still crap in the stands?
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> Nothing else needs added really but I'm sure it will be given the gargantuan **** up of a club they support. I mean we are a bit of a joke. But they are the biggest laughing stock in the country.

    To be fair its nice to see one of them finally pluck up the courage for a visit. They've been awfully quiet for a few years for some reason. Not sure what it could be. Has their takeover gone through yet? Someone was promising them PL players. I remember when Ellis's wealth was going to see them in Europe.

    Its difficult to take the piss out of them now though as nobody knows who their players are, who their manager is, which other clubs are in their division, or just generally gives a **** about their club. Plus its a pity thing with them, you don't get the same kick out taking the piss when the club and fans are so backward.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can we set out some ground rules for this thread so people don't get banned again, and other don't end up crying in their cornflakes again.

    What is and isn't acceptable? I never really know online anymore as some of the mackems always seemed to hoy the toys out straight away, but then would be using the same craic themselves.

    I remember how up in arms they'd get about 6 fingered jokes and inbreeding, and then we'd point them to the countless similar efforts we got from their lot. They never really liked discussing that.

    Personally I'm glad they've crawled back out after all this time and I look forward to learning about just how fantastic their lives away from this board are again.

     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    It's hard to say as they have one Mod with his finger permanently on the "ban" button. He's probably a more frequent visitor on the Mod board than the Super Mods.

    Can @brb confirm?
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't think a moderator should be criticising a fellow moderator to be honest. Its all a bit Ronnie O'Sullivan. Just because that mod is from a ****ty turd division club, you still should respect them. And if he wants to run his board like a creche I think its fair enough. He has to think of all his children you know Trev.
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Yet you have never raised that point when people including me talk in less than sweet terms about Chippy? Must mean the rumours are true.



    NB Chippy is technically a Mod as well.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Chippy doesn't count. Its acceptable for no one to like him. Hes a massive ****.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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  9. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    I realised how generous your club was when they gave them 10000 seats away every week
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    I realised how generous your fans were when they didn't object to the Club being given away by Ellis

    <cheers>
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    News Flash
    Is it true that your fans have been offered free toilet rolls
    so they don't wipe their arse on the new seats after they **** on the floor
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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  13. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Half of us are already banned from over there just in case. True story brah.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm banned from their board "just in case" so fuk them.
     
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  15. dred

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    Bet you would love Ashley to be so obliging
     
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  16. dred

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    Wondered when this old turd would turn up.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It appears that Hung has this mackem slightly irked. Good work Hung, keep it up <applause>
     
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  18. dred

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    Very much doubt it. Good banter till you stepped in
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Maybe because you remain in the turd division ?
     
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  20. dred

    dred Well-Known Member

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    best reply today
     
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