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What the Metro says

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Those quiet times" - he means the couple of times a day the baby goes to sleep and he can pump Katy Perry and have a go at a milky diddy ride


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    Because after one Maltesers advert I am the nations only disabled person who is allowed an opinion and an utter attention whore


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    Why? Because she is only famous after "leaking" a sex tape where one of the bredren pumped her and nobody can fathom how such a talent vacuum as her could ever be more influential than Jesus

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    Not that he actually gives a f.uck himself, fat c.unt

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    Boo-hoo, thrown her career down the sh.itter after saying she'd stab All Lives Matter protestors. Still, she's raking it in on Go Fund Me, she can buy some tissues.

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    Pumped by Epstein when Randy Andy was in next room.

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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Green Metro

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Custard is yellow, but I guess you can colour it green :)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jul 3, 2020
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    Just finishing my 7th pint, good citizen knows his limits, golf in the morning and people need to chill.
     
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    My speciality for halloween when the kids were little mate, apple pie and puke.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Richard Gere said to be in mourning

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    Amazing that in this day and age we need an article to tell us all what one of the most historic events in the 20th Century was all about. Oddly this article from the normally politically correct and revisionist Metro doesn't mention squadrons of West Indians winning the war on our behalf.

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    At last, maybe now I can get rid of my bitch tits

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    Bernie Ecclestone says changing nappies is what his wife is for. Not certain if this means for the baby or himself.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 10, 2020
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Gyms opened here today :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Watches porn, has a stroke. This headline pretty much wrote itself.
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 13, 2020
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    thanks for Grovesplaining
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Yer Well Cum
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 13, 2020
: Grove inserts marrow up his backdoor, Still has room for a cabbage, Toley rubs lard on his cock for Toby to suck, Tina takes donkey cock 3 times a day, Dev is well impressed, Gas is still a c unt

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