British Politics

Sounds like you’ve been playing the Pape card, to get your kids a better education. Probably don’t let them go on any school trips run by Father O’Perve though,

 

My mate did the same for his kids to get them into a C of E school. Went to church, met the vicar, got the letter saying he was a good Christian and all three of his kids get into one of the better schools in the area. Subsequently moves miles away and his Mrs drives their huge Chelsea Tractor backwards and forwards to the school so added to the lies and deceit you can add on increasing the carbon footprint. Needless to say he hasn't got a single f.uck to give.

 

Thats just ten schools in area ... mini pud , if they go to a pale school , will be opted out of any papish activities such as mass , prayers etc

 

Half the kids at st ninians in Giffnock are Hamilton accies

 

No way they are learning about Jebus

 

Do the St Ninians girls look like this?

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Getting pissed on communion wine is a rite of passage no Papist youth should be denied.

 

numbs the pain

 

Kaffliks don’t remove the foreskin m8

 

Am no papist tho ... left the cult

 

You can never leave.


Like the Hotel California

 

I love The Cult

 

You are a total cult

 

FTFY

 

With highs of 33° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more?" Downing Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and have done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and 500,000 bikinis, sun cream and Cornettos have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.

Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"

Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.

The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'

A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time .

 

I flew to the EUROPEAN UNION to escape Global warming.

 

Most Tories have tbf

 

I'm no Tory Aldo I'm waiting for the SNP to form a closed minded insular, outsider hating Nationalist sister party in England.

The E.N.P has a good ring to it, we could have an Independence vote from Wales N Ireland and Scotland to become our own Sovereign country .

 

I expect the SNP to win by a landslide. They like a landslide in Scotland iirc.