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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    You should be banned for being born. What was your mother thinking when she opened her legs? I hope your ''Dad'' paid for her to do so. She would have got some reward.
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Maybe Kenny and Sword share a bed ? That would explain the smell ?
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'll make my position clear on the matter.

    I have a member of my family who died of a heart attack a couple of years ago, so for someone to wish someone to die of a heart attack is sick and ****ing out of order. I won't be discussing anything with EMF at any point on any thread in the future. I would rather not waste my time on people like that.

    Sorry EMF but I have standards and I don't let them slip in matters such as this <ok>
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Ha ha, you can't help it can you?




    On a more serious note, if you ever mention my family again I will find you and I will slit your ****ing throat.
     
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  5. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    You would want to hope she's not a hooker. Wayne Rooney might ask her out. Every man and his dog knows about his fascination with whores.
     
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  6. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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  7. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Seriously though lets not let this ****tard spoil the laugh.

    What were we talking about, berbs use of chloroform and hash's incontinence wasnt it?
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I think we've moved on to Hash pissing himself now. Anything to be more like Kenny ay <ok>
     
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  9. Jezz511

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    my future christmas no1!!!!
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Basically I thought Hash pissed the bed at my sisters but I recently found out they were playing 'water sports' <yikes>

    ****ing pikeys <grr>
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    :bandit: it was all her suggestion too <ok>
     
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  12. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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  13. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    do try and keep up UIR <ok>
     
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  14. Bloody Wanker

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    You really don't get it do you? We expect retaliation. What we don't expect is some tiny bollocked no mark wishing death on our players past and present when there has been nothing provoking it.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It was probably the cinzano talking...
     
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  16. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Just offering you another 'explanation' :wink:
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i dont care ive more of it ordered for my next trip <ok>
     
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  18. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    What were these 'water sports' - did it involve feltching ?
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    SORRY SKY i cant take it anymore I'm posting the pic

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Skylarker

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