2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

Lmao Tobes calling everyone a bottler while he quietly bottles it himself is the content we all love to see

 

You even bottled tagging me in there ffs.

Bottling it is patently just part of your DNA bro. The ****house gene is defo present.

 

Remember bro you're talking to one of only 2 pioneers of the year long username bet so your bottler jibes are totally ridiculous.

you could take the bet and show us all how much bottle you have, but you won't cos you've no bottle

 

You seem to be missing the bit where you have to actually believe in the side of the bet you’re backing here.

Why would I take a bet on this? I’m 50/50 on it yer ****ing plum

 

See lads^^^^ what a pussy

 

Kipper bottling yet another bet

 

And tobes bruv.

And tobes

 

@Tobes would you check the vault and see if I said Sancho won't go to utd so I don't look silly later. Ta mate

 

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It doesn’t need the vaults just look back a page yer snake.

 

Cba I'm far too Buzzin for that right now man

You know that I've been thirsty af for about 10mins but ain't yet made it off the seat kinda buzzin. I'm there

 

Holjberg tho.

I’d rather have Shinji Kagawa back than that ****ing pony.

 

I know!

It’s utterly unbelievable.

Typical Black Shirt getting others to do the dirty work.

 

Have you still got that Gary Glitter monstrosity hanging off your bottom rack Kipps?

 

So, you’ll take the wager, yeah?*




*Lame excuse incoming... 3-2-1...

 

A Holjberg in the hand is worth more than a Sancho in the bush, Tel.

 

What the **** is this?

The HIAG / Sucky tag team - Bottlers United

 

^^This is funny cos it's holjberg and also cos utd ain't got Sancho yet

 

I like how you've yet again avoided the reverse calling out mate I think it's worked again cos no ones noticed

 

A Holjberg in the hand is your wet dream you raging ****.

You do realise your life is over when Jadon arrives at Old Trafford innit, chunk?