Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

When you come back you will be quarantined for 24 weeks with no beer

 

Modern day love story

 

He wishes

 

I followed his gaze downward as he reached for his zip pulling it down to reveal his semi-engorged manhood.

 

If the Government start enforcing the mask policy I'm going to wear one of these .

 

Looking forward to seeing you buddy

 

Tesco Shettleston this morning, every **** without a mask looked half dead already apart from yours truly who was sporting a semi as well as a good tan from the weekend.

Bernadette had to go for a Covid test last night as she was not well and her work said that if she didn’t get a Covid test then she wouldn’t get sick pay.

Came back as negative as the space in her mother’s nostrils.

FIWBOAUJ

 

Has the whole of Sweden perished yet?

 

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Pro Neil Ferguson predicted 150,000 Swedish deaths by now. Can someone check @ikea

 

https://www.rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0811/1158524-coronavirus-new-zealand/

One case and they lock their biggest city down

 

One death is one death too many @Kiwiwanderer

 

Worse things happen at sea.

 

Zero needing hospital treatment

 

Rest in peace @Sw

you have to laugh don’t you

what a ****ing **** show

 

Just went through security at Stansted no mask , the only one and nobody said anything.

 

Yip, shame about @Sw though.

 

Wait to you get on the plane. Some of the trolley dolleys are mask Nazi’d out their dials.